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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:16 pm
by Segovia
There is one possible case here in San Antonio.

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:46 pm
by Hyperion
There is one possible case here in San Antonio.
The other high school here was closed due to some students having it. This is what comes of having a 57% Hispanic population.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 3:58 am
by Steve the Pocket
But but but but! The Swine Flu has breached the Texas and reached all the way to New York. Pretty soon it'll reach Canada and then ... GREENLAND!
And then... THE MOON?!
POW! ZOOM!

Also this.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 1:11 pm
by D-puff
But but but but! The Swine Flu has breached the Texas and reached all the way to New York. Pretty soon it'll reach Canada and then ... GREENLAND!
And then... THE MOON?!
POW! ZOOM!

Also this.
If "How long until the swine flu reaches me here in Madagascar?" is referencing what I think it's referencing, then I lol'd.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:33 pm
by Æron
CDC sources say that this outbreak doesn't have the types of genes that made the 1918 flu so deadly. Good news. Pandemic unlikely.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:45 pm
by Doc Sigma
CDC sources say that this outbreak doesn't have the types of genes that made the 1918 flu so deadly. Good news. Pandemic unlikely.
Madagascar is still going to SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING, though.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:48 pm
by Æron
Yeah, apparently Egypt is planning on slaughtering ALL pigs within its borders.

Even though the "swine" flu is only named so because it is similar to flu viruses that infect pigs. There is no evidence that this strain can even infect pigs let alone has.

Fail.

So, why are they doing it? Well, most of the country's pig farmers are (minority group) Coptic Christians. 90% of the country is Muslim. Looks like they're just using "swine flu" as a convenient excuse.

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 8:07 pm
by Baconsticks

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 8:18 pm
by Æron
Oh shit.

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 8:40 pm
by Tarukai
from a site with the dns bouncewithme.whatever, I hope to god that's a joke.

if not, then we're in trouble.

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 8:59 pm
by D-puff
Beware
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:00 pm
by osprey

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:10 pm
by nickspoon
CDC sources say that this outbreak doesn't have the types of genes that made the 1918 flu so deadly. Good news. Pandemic unlikely.
Madagascar is still going to SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING, though.
No no no don't you DARE close your airports AUGH

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:47 pm
by Segovia
There has been a confirmed case of swine flu at one of the Highschools at SAISD. The highschool with the case happens to be a Heath and Medical Magnet School. Irony!

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:54 pm
by Baconsticks