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Postby Segovia » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:16 pm

There is one possible case here in San Antonio.
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Postby Hyperion » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:46 pm

There is one possible case here in San Antonio.
The other high school here was closed due to some students having it. This is what comes of having a 57% Hispanic population.
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Postby Steve the Pocket » Fri May 01, 2009 3:58 am

But but but but! The Swine Flu has breached the Texas and reached all the way to New York. Pretty soon it'll reach Canada and then ... GREENLAND!
And then... THE MOON?!
POW! ZOOM!

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Postby D-puff » Fri May 01, 2009 1:11 pm

But but but but! The Swine Flu has breached the Texas and reached all the way to New York. Pretty soon it'll reach Canada and then ... GREENLAND!
And then... THE MOON?!
POW! ZOOM!

Also this.
If "How long until the swine flu reaches me here in Madagascar?" is referencing what I think it's referencing, then I lol'd.
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Postby Æron » Fri May 01, 2009 7:33 pm

CDC sources say that this outbreak doesn't have the types of genes that made the 1918 flu so deadly. Good news. Pandemic unlikely.
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Postby Doc Sigma » Fri May 01, 2009 7:45 pm

CDC sources say that this outbreak doesn't have the types of genes that made the 1918 flu so deadly. Good news. Pandemic unlikely.
Madagascar is still going to SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING, though.

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Postby Æron » Fri May 01, 2009 7:48 pm

Yeah, apparently Egypt is planning on slaughtering ALL pigs within its borders.

Even though the "swine" flu is only named so because it is similar to flu viruses that infect pigs. There is no evidence that this strain can even infect pigs let alone has.

Fail.

So, why are they doing it? Well, most of the country's pig farmers are (minority group) Coptic Christians. 90% of the country is Muslim. Looks like they're just using "swine flu" as a convenient excuse.
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Postby Æron » Fri May 01, 2009 8:18 pm

Oh shit.
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Postby Tarukai » Sat May 02, 2009 8:40 pm

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if not, then we're in trouble.
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Postby D-puff » Sat May 02, 2009 8:59 pm

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Postby nickspoon » Sat May 02, 2009 9:10 pm

CDC sources say that this outbreak doesn't have the types of genes that made the 1918 flu so deadly. Good news. Pandemic unlikely.
Madagascar is still going to SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING, though.
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Postby Segovia » Wed May 06, 2009 9:47 pm

There has been a confirmed case of swine flu at one of the Highschools at SAISD. The highschool with the case happens to be a Heath and Medical Magnet School. Irony!
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