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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:54 am
by osprey
When I used to be in middle school, we'd have to squeeze into the gym for assemblies...you'd be shoulder to shoulder with people because our gym sucked and was small. Guess they can't do that anymore, since I doubt this school has a big gym.

Also, what if a kid beat someone with a broom handle? They wouldn't technically be touching the other kid, the broom handle would.

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:00 am
by Dr. Sticks
what kid has a broom handle lying around?

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:55 am
by Steve the Pocket
This sounds like something a strawman from a satirical cartoon created by a writer who's really unsubtle and uncreative would do. But then, so did Jack Thompson's entire career.

There ought to be a special prize awarded to people like this. The Living Strawman Award. "For levels of idiocy so extreme, you'd swear no real human being was capable of it!" It would get published every year, like the Darwin Awards.
But then Ann Coulter would win every year.
Nah, potential perennial winners would just get the Lifetime Achievement Award.

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:14 am
by osprey
what kid has a broom handle lying around?
What janitor's room doesn't? Could be anything though, such as a baseball bat.

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:10 pm
by Dr. Sticks
what kid has a baseball bat lying around?