Also, what if a kid beat someone with a broom handle? They wouldn't technically be touching the other kid, the broom handle would.
OK. pants it. I lied. It's drum and bass. What you gonna do?
Nah, potential perennial winners would just get the Lifetime Achievement Award.But then Ann Coulter would win every year.This sounds like something a strawman from a satirical cartoon created by a writer who's really unsubtle and uncreative would do. But then, so did Jack Thompson's entire career.
There ought to be a special prize awarded to people like this. The Living Strawman Award. "For levels of idiocy so extreme, you'd swear no real human being was capable of it!" It would get published every year, like the Darwin Awards.
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