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Postby MaxFox » Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:03 am

*sigh* Someday, my dream will come true...

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Postby Bocaj Claw » Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:31 am

I've got a bottle of vodka, a saw, a sewing kit, and a stunned fox. Lets make your dream come true.

I also have a brained stoat and a half-dead badger if you're interested.
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Postby Doc Sigma » Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:46 pm

I've got a bottle of vodka, a saw, a sewing kit, and a stunned fox. Lets make your dream come true.

I also have a brained stoat and a half-dead badger if you're interested.
I totally misread that as "I've got a bottle of vodka, a straw," and I was like "cool, I'm not the only one who drinks hard liquor with a straw!"

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Postby osprey » Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:22 pm

I've got a bottle of vodka, a saw, a sewing kit, and a stunned fox. Lets make your dream come true.

I also have a brained stoat and a half-dead badger if you're interested.
I totally misread that as "I've got a bottle of vodka, a straw," and I was like "cool, I'm not the only one who drinks hard liquor with a straw!"
You know, now that I think of it, that would probably be an excellent alternative to a shot glass.
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Postby Dr. Sticks » Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:31 pm

you get drunk faster using a straw
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Postby Muninn » Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:37 pm

The slight microscopic indentations and imperfections on the inside of straws reduce the diolethymine suppression of the alcohol while raising its potency by a process call Zephfter's Law of Uncommon Irridency. Drinks consumed through this method always yield a stronger level of alcohol, even simple water.

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Postby Liz » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:52 pm

The slight microscopic indentations and imperfections on the inside of straws reduce the diolethymine suppression of the alcohol while raising its potency by a process call Zephfter's Law of Uncommon Irridency. Drinks consumed through this method always yield a stronger level of alcohol, even simple water.
o pants. I'm so glad high school Americans aren't smart enough to know these things.
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Postby osprey » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:24 pm

The slight microscopic indentations and imperfections on the inside of straws reduce the diolethymine suppression of the alcohol while raising its potency by a process call Zephfter's Law of Uncommon Irridency. Drinks consumed through this method always yield a stronger level of alcohol, even simple water.
o pants. I'm so glad high school Americans aren't smart enough to know these things.
I'm sure straw manufacturers nationwide would strongly disagree.
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Postby MuffinSticks » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:28 pm

The slight microscopic indentations and imperfections on the inside of straws reduce the diolethymine suppression of the alcohol while raising its potency by a process call Zephfter's Law of Uncommon Irridency. Drinks consumed through this method always yield a stronger level of alcohol, even simple water.
o pants. I'm so glad high school Americans aren't smart enough to know these things.
High school Americans aren't even smart enough to know why the sky is blue -_-;
I checked.
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Postby Segovia » Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:10 am

I knew that way back in Elementary. What kind of stupid statement was that?

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Postby Bocaj Claw » Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:56 am

It even has a fun slang term: strawpedoing.
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Postby osprey » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:32 am

The slight microscopic indentations and imperfections on the inside of straws reduce the diolethymine suppression of the alcohol while raising its potency by a process call Zephfter's Law of Uncommon Irridency. Drinks consumed through this method always yield a stronger level of alcohol, even simple water.
o pants. I'm so glad high school Americans aren't smart enough to know these things.
High school Americans aren't even smart enough to know why the sky is blue -_-;
I checked.
It's cause of Gandalf right?
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Postby Segovia » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:42 am

I learned it as the rain droplets in the atmosphere act as prisms and seperate the white light into different colors. Since for us the easiest color to see is blue that's the color we see when we look at the sky.

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Postby D-puff » Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:34 am

I learned it as the rain droplets in the atmosphere act as prisms and seperate the white light into different colors. Since for us the easiest color to see is blue that's the color we see when we look at the sky.
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Postby MuffinSticks » Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:49 pm

Segovia knows nothing.
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