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Banned Words List 2009

Postby nickspoon » Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:15 pm

Lake Superior State University "maverick" word-watchers, fresh from the holiday "staycation" but without an economic "bailout" even after a "desperate search," have issued their 34th annual List of Words to Be Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-use, Over-use and General Uselessness. This year's list may be more "green" than any of the previous lists and includes words and phrases that people from "Wall Street to Main Street" say they love "not so much" and wish to have erased from their "carbon footprint."

Environmental buzzwords are getting the axe this year. "Green" and "going green" received the most nominations.

GREEN – The ubiquitous 'Green' and all of its variables, such as 'going green,' 'building green,' 'greening,' 'green technology,' 'green solutions' and more, drew the most attention from those who sent in nominations this year.

"This phrase makes me go green every time I hear it." Danielle Brunin, Lawrence, Kansas.

"I'm all for being environmentally responsible, but this 'green' needs to be nipped in the bud." Valerie Gilson, Gales Ferry, Conn.

"Companies are less 'green' than ever, advertising the fact they are 'green.' Is anyone buying this nonsense?" Mark Etchason, Denver, Colo.

"If something is good for the environment, just say so. As Kermit would say, 'It isn't easy being green.'" Kevin Sherlock, Hiawatha, Iowa.

"If I see one more corporation declare itself 'green,' I'm going to start burning tires in my backyard." Ed Hardiman, Bristow, Va.

"This spawned 'green solutions,' 'green technology,' and the horrible use of the word as a verb, as in, 'We really need to think about greening our office.'" Mike McDermott, Philadelphia, Penn.

CARBON FOOTPRINT or CARBON OFFSETTING – "It is now considered fashionable for everyone, tree hugger or lumberjack alike, to pay money to questionable companies to 'offset' their own 'carbon footprint.' What a scam! Get rid of it immediately!" Ginger Hunt, London, England.

Mike of Chicago says that when he hears the phrase 'carbon footprint,' "I envision microscopic impressions on the surface of the earth where an atom of carbon forgot to wear its shoes."

Christy Loop of Woodbridge, Va., says that 'leaving a carbon footprint' has become the new 'politically incorrect.' "How can we not, in one way or another, affect our natural environment?"

Presidential election years are always ripe for language abuse. This year, the electorate grew weary of 'mavericks' and 'super delegates.' As Michael W. Casby of Haslett, Mich. said, when he suggested banning all of the candidates' names, "Come on, it's been another too-long campaign season."

MAVERICK – "The constant repetition of this word for months before the US election diluted whatever meaning it previously had. Even the comic offshoot 'mavericky' was terribly overused. A minimum five-year banishment of both words is suggested so they will not be available during the next federal election." Matthew Mattila, Green Bay, Wisc.

"You know it's time to banish this word when even the Maverick family, who descended from the rancher who inspired the term, says it's being mis-used." Scott Urbanowski, Kentwood, Mich.

"I'm a maverick, he's a maverick, wouldn't you like to be a maverick, too?" Michael Burke, Silver Spring, Md.

FIRST DUDE – "Skateboard English is not an appropriate way to refer to the spouse of a high-ranking public official." Paul Ruschmann, Canton, Mich.

Of course, the economy couldn't escape the list this year.

BAILOUT – "Use of emergency funds to remove toxic assets from banks' balance sheets is not a bailout. When your cousin calls you from jail in the middle of the night, he wants a bailout." Ben Green, State College, Penn.

"Is it a loan? Is it a purchase of assets by the government? Is it a gift made by the taxpayers?" Dave Gill, Traverse City, Mich.

"Now it seems as though every sector of the economy wants a bailout. Unfortunately, ordinary workers can't qualify." Tony, McLeansville, NC.

"Don't we love how Capitol Hill will bailout Wall Street, but not Main Street"? Derrick Chamberlain, Midland, Mich.

Speaking of Wall Street and Main Street…

WALL STREET/MAIN STREET – "When this little dyad first came into use at the start of the financial crisis, I thought it was a clever use of parallelism. But it's simply over-used. No 'serious' discussion of the crisis can take place without some political figure lamenting the fact that the trouble on Wall Street is affecting 'folks' on Main Street." Charles Harrison, Aiken, SC.

"The recent and continuing financial failings are not limited to 'Wall Street,' nor should one paint business, consumers, and small investors as ' Main Street .' Topeka (where I work), and Lawrence (where I live), Kansas, have no named ' Main Street .' How tiresome." Kent McAnally, Topeka, KS. "I am so tired of hearing about everything affecting ' Main Street .' I know that with the 'Wall Street' collapse, the comparison is convenient, but really, let's find another way to talk about everyman or the middle class, or even, heaven forbid, 'Joe the Plumber.'" Stacey, Knoxville, Tenn.

Internet and texting blues -MONKEY – "Especially on the Internet, many people seem to think they can make any boring name sound more attractive just by adding the word 'monkey' to it. Do a search to find the latest. It is no longer funny." Rogier Landman, Somerville, Mass.

<3 – Supposed to resemble a heart, or stand for the word 'love.' Used when sending those important text messages to loved ones. "Just say the word instead of making me turn my head sideways and wondering what 'less than three' means." Andrea Estrada, Chicago.

Overuse in news and entertainment

ICON or ICONIC – Overused, especially among entertainers and in entertainment news, according to Robyn Yates of Dallas, who says that "every actor, actress and entertainment magazine show overuses this." One of the most-nominated words of the year. "Everyone and everything cannot be 'iconic.' Can't we switch to 'legendary' or 'famous for'? In our entertainment-driven culture, it seems everyone in show business is 'iconic' for some reason or another. "John Flood, Bray, Wicklow, Ireland. "It's becoming the new 'awesome' - overused to the point where everything from a fast-food restaurant chain to celebrities is 'iconic.'" Jodi Gill, New Berlin, Wisc. "Just because a writer recognizes something does not make it an icon (a visual symbol or representation which inspires worship or veneration) or iconic. It just means that the writer has seen it before." Brian Murphy, Fairfield, Conn.

GAME CHANGER – "It's game OVER for this cliché, which gets overused in the news media, political arenas and in business." Cynthia, Mt. Pleasant, Mich.

STAYCATION – "Occurrences of this word are going up with gas prices.'Vacation' does not mean 'travel,' nor does travel always involve vacation. Let's send this word on a slow boat to nowhere." Dan Muldoon, Omaha, Neb.

"The cost of petrol forces many families to curtail their summer voyages and a new word has sprung, idiotic and rootless..." Michele Mooney, Los Angeles, Calif.

DESPERATE SEARCH – "Every time the news can't find something intelligent to report, they start on a 'desperate search' for someone, somewhere." Rick A. Hyatt, Saratoga, Wyo.

NOT SO MUCH – "I wish that the phrase was used not so much," says Tom Benson of Milwaukee, who notes that it is used widely in news media, especially in sports, i.e. 'The Gophers have a shot at the playoffs; the Chipmunks, not so much.' "Casual language usage is acceptable. 'Not so much?' Not so much." David Hollis, Hubbardsville, NY. "Do I like concise writing? Yes. Do I like verbose clichés? Not so much." David W. Downing, St. Paul, Minn. "A favorite of snarky critics and bloggers." Jeff Baenen, Minneapolis, Minn.

WINNER OF FIVE NOMINATIONS – "It hasn't won an Academy Award yet. It has only been NOMINATED!" John Bohenek, Abilene, Tex.

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN – Nominated by Kathleen Brosemer of Sault Ste. Marie, Ont., for "general overuse and meaninglessness. When is it not 'that time of year again?' From Valentine's sales to year-end charity letters, invitations to summer picnics and Christmas parties, it's 'that time' of year again. Just get to the point of the solicitation, invitation, and newsletter and cut out six useless and annoying words."

http://www.lssu.edu/banished/current.php

Emphasis mine, because I <3 <3 :sad:
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Postby Gecko » Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:24 pm

She needs to turn her head sideways and spend time wondering what less than three is before seeing it's a heart? Every time?

Oh lawl.
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Postby datherman » Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:30 pm

I used to have to memorize that :) meant happy and :( meant sad until I turned my head to the side and realized they were faces. It took me at least several days to get this, as far as I can remember. Hey, I was in middle school, give me a break.
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:25 pm

Most of those are phrases, not words. :? Some of them I've never seen written or heard spoken, like "First Dude."

I have no problem with "not so much," which isn't especially slangy or associated with any particular thing. In fact, I have more trouble with some of the phrases these people use, like "nipped in the bud." It just sounds dirtier than it is.
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Postby Dr. Sticks » Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:51 pm

my sister's on the board of trustees for the quaker school that we used to go to, and they're constructing new buildings for the highschool level. It really pisses her off that they have the slogan "quakers going green" on the brochures that tell about all the ways they're trying to be environmentally friendly with the new construction, because quakers by definition already are green, they don't have to "go green"
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Postby Arloest » Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:56 pm

Is there a tl;dr version of this?
Who sleeps shall awake, greeting the shadows from the sun
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...

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Postby Dr. Sticks » Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:05 pm

it's not funny or interesting enough to have one.
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Well put doog. You never posted anything offensive whatsoever
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Postby nickspoon » Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:16 pm

Arloest wrote:Is there a tl;dr version of this?

The list, for those of you as lazy as Angela:

Green, carbon footprint/carbon offsetting, maverick, first dude, bailout, wall street/main street, -monkey, <3, icon/iconic, game changer, staycation, desperate search, not so much, winner of five nominations, it's that time of year again.

You'd better appreciate the effort typing that up required.
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Postby Angstwolf » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:54 am

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Postby Rooster » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:51 pm

I would like the phrase "I could care less" to dissapear too.

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Postby nickspoon » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:30 pm

Rooster wrote:I would like the phrase "I could care less" to dissapear too.

That really annoys me. Even more than people who can't spell disappear :wink:
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Postby Ibun » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:49 pm

I could care less about spelling, to be honest.
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Postby Steve the Pocket » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:00 pm

I'm kind of surprised "czar" didn't make the list. Coined by the Bush Administration and revived during Obama's Cabinet Quest, it's a foreign word for royalty twisted to mean any high-ranking official, with possible overtones of totalitarianism.

I would have voted for "sensation" last year, after NBC butchered it by applying it to every single act in the Macy's parade.

Arloest wrote:Is there a tl;dr version of this?

And speaking of nonsensical expressions, since when did "the too-long-didn't-read version" mean the SHORT version?

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Postby Dr. Sticks » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:04 pm

it always has, it's just that the original context where it made more sense has been removed, so that rather than saying "in short: tl;dr, god hates fags, I don't like gay marriage" people just say "tl;dr: god hates fags, I don't like gay marriage"
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