Define Cynical Fan Forums

Posted: **Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:36 am**

ITT we tell funny anecdotes about the birthday boy

Posted: **Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:41 am**

He didn't give me the bike I wanted to I gave up on religion.

Posted: **Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:30 pm**

He didn't give me the bike I wanted to I gave up on religion.

It doesn't work like that. You have to steal the bike then ask for forgiveness.

Posted: **Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:07 pm**

He didn't give me the bike I wanted to I gave up on religion.
It doesn't work like that. You have to steal the bike then ask for forgiveness.

You got it now.

Posted: **Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:49 pm**

He didn't give me the bike I wanted to I gave up on religion.
It doesn't work like that. You have to steal the bike then ask for forgiveness.
You got it now.

I was gonna say that but I figured everyone had already heard it, so I made it more relevant to me.

Posted: **Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:03 pm**

This one time, me and Jesus were hitting the nightlife, and he seriously got so wasted he though this signpost was a chick and started hitting on it.

Posted: **Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:16 pm**

lul thats hilarious

Define Cynical Fan Forums

happy birthday jesus

happy birthday jesus