Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:15 am
'Twas the night before Christmas
And up at the North Pole
Everybody's going crazy
Everything's out of control
The toy shop is on fire
Toys melting on the shelves
And you can hear Mrs. Claus screaming
"I warned ya, never trust those elves!"
Unless something drastic happens fast
We'll say hello to the Ghost of Christmas Past
Because Rudolph's puking balls of holly
And old Saint Nick ain't all that jolly
And the sleigh's in the shop 'cause it's broken down
But Christmas won't stop...
'Cause Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
(HO HO!) Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
(HO HO!) Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
(HO HO!) Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
(HO HO!)
Very much to his disliking
Santa spent all night hitchhiking
With a sign that reads "HO HO, SLOW DOWN"
Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
Every car just drove right past 'im
And sped right out of sight
Santa never got to ask 'em
To drive around the world in just one night
So Kris Kringle started walking
Through the snow without his sleigh
He shed a tear for every stocking
That would be empty Christmas Day
Unless something drastic happens fast
We'll say hello to the Ghost of Christmas Past
Because Rudolph's puking balls of holly
And old Saint Nick ain't all that jolly
And the sleigh's in the shop 'cause it's broken down
But Christmas won't stop...
'Cause Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
(HO HO!) Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
(HO HO!) Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
(HO HO!) Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
(HO HO!)
Very much to his disliking
Santa spent all night hitchhiking
With a sign that reads "HO HO, SLOW DOWN"
Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
And up at the North Pole
Everybody's going crazy
Everything's out of control
The toy shop is on fire
Toys melting on the shelves
And you can hear Mrs. Claus screaming
"I warned ya, never trust those elves!"
Unless something drastic happens fast
We'll say hello to the Ghost of Christmas Past
Because Rudolph's puking balls of holly
And old Saint Nick ain't all that jolly
And the sleigh's in the shop 'cause it's broken down
But Christmas won't stop...
'Cause Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
(HO HO!) Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
(HO HO!) Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
(HO HO!) Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
(HO HO!)
Very much to his disliking
Santa spent all night hitchhiking
With a sign that reads "HO HO, SLOW DOWN"
Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
Every car just drove right past 'im
And sped right out of sight
Santa never got to ask 'em
To drive around the world in just one night
So Kris Kringle started walking
Through the snow without his sleigh
He shed a tear for every stocking
That would be empty Christmas Day
Unless something drastic happens fast
We'll say hello to the Ghost of Christmas Past
Because Rudolph's puking balls of holly
And old Saint Nick ain't all that jolly
And the sleigh's in the shop 'cause it's broken down
But Christmas won't stop...
'Cause Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
(HO HO!) Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
(HO HO!) Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
(HO HO!) Santa Claus is thumbing to town!
(HO HO!)
Very much to his disliking
Santa spent all night hitchhiking
With a sign that reads "HO HO, SLOW DOWN"
Santa Claus is thumbing to town!