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OBAMA GONNA WIN

ZOMIFGAWD don't jinx it with your gypsyness! Knock on some sort of wood product!

the polls are OBVIOUSLY faked, liberal propaganda designed to disencourage true americans from voting for John McCain, because statistics have showed that people are less likely to vote for their candidate if they believe that they have already lost enough votes to win.

I heard Obama speak for the first time on the news the other night. He sounds a lot less like James Earl Jones than I'd hoped.

Yeah...that was kinda a let down.

McCain sounds like a cartoon vampire, so he'd get my vote.

Exactly why I voted for him

I dunno. He calls me his friend far too much. Its creepy. Its like that guy who calls you buddy sarcastically while pulling a knife on you.

I was hoping for a Morgan Freeman voice, myself.

I would totally vote for Morgan Freeman if he was running for pres and I was American. His warm, soothing voice would put to rest any worries brought up at a press conference.

Pic related.

Well, no, I wouldn't hope for President Morgan Freeman himself. That might lead to a deep impact.

Well, no, I wouldn't hope for President Morgan Freeman himself. That might lead to a deep impact.

But he's a Million Dollar babby and he can afford to reduce High Crimes. To people who are Wanted, he'll be The Sum Of All Fears, and they'll be Gone babby Gone.

This is the definition of "win":

Well, no, I wouldn't hope for President Morgan Freeman himself. That might lead to a deep impact.

This is the definition of "EPIC WIN":

Well, no, I wouldn't hope for President Morgan Freeman himself. That might lead to a deep impact.

But he's a Million Dollar babby and he can afford to reduce High Crimes. To people who are Wanted, he'll be The Sum Of All Fears, and they'll be Gone babby Gone.

Glory to him, then. He's Street Smart, he's Clean and Sober, and maybe he'll show us The Power of One after he wins by Se7en electoral votes. But he's also Under Suspicion regarding some unsavory ties, and the resulting social Chain Reaction could lead to an Outbreak of chaos. It'll be a Dark Knight indeed if that happens. But at least he won't be Unforgiven by me.

With Obama heading in with such momentum, I shudder to think what would happen if he didn't win. I'm seriously concerned that they'll be riots over this.

Don't be. The American public are too apathetic to care even if they discover, conclusively, that the election was rigged. Honestly at this point I'm not sure they'd care if Bush himself declared the whole election to be cancelled after the fact and that he was now Dictator of the USA.

So, no, you shouldn't worry. But for the life of me, I don't know why.

lol, I would protest or whatever, but I wouldn't care either. PLEASE DO IT, BUSH.

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On a more serious note, CNN and the BBC, including video coverage.

This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJMKSONdjPA