The United States 2008 Presidential Election

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Postby Fritz » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:05 am

OBAMA GONNA WIN

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Postby Bocaj Claw » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:25 am

ZOMIFGAWD don't jinx it with your gypsyness! Knock on some sort of wood product!
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Postby Dr. Doog » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:43 am

the polls are OBVIOUSLY faked, liberal propaganda designed to disencourage true americans from voting for John McCain, because statistics have showed that people are less likely to vote for their candidate if they believe that they have already lost enough votes to win.
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Postby GeorgiaCoyote » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:45 pm

rabid_fox wrote:I heard Obama speak for the first time on the news the other night. He sounds a lot less like James Earl Jones than I'd hoped.


Yeah...that was kinda a let down.

rabid_fox wrote:McCain sounds like a cartoon vampire, so he'd get my vote.


Exactly why I voted for him :laugh: :roll:
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:48 pm

I dunno. He calls me his friend far too much. Its creepy. Its like that guy who calls you buddy sarcastically while pulling a knife on you.
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Postby osprey » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:58 pm

Tom Flapwell wrote:I was hoping for a Morgan Freeman voice, myself.

I would totally vote for Morgan Freeman if he was running for pres and I was American. His warm, soothing voice would put to rest any worries brought up at a press conference.
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Postby datherman » Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:09 pm

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Postby Tom Flapwell » Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:12 pm

Well, no, I wouldn't hope for President Morgan Freeman himself. That might lead to a deep impact.
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Postby osprey » Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:45 pm

Tom Flapwell wrote:Well, no, I wouldn't hope for President Morgan Freeman himself. That might lead to a deep impact.

But he's a Million Dollar babby and he can afford to reduce High Crimes. To people who are Wanted, he'll be The Sum Of All Fears, and they'll be Gone babby Gone.
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Postby Doc Sigma » Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:21 pm

This is the definition of "win":

Tom Flapwell wrote:Well, no, I wouldn't hope for President Morgan Freeman himself. That might lead to a deep impact.


This is the definition of "EPIC WIN":

osprey wrote:
Tom Flapwell wrote:Well, no, I wouldn't hope for President Morgan Freeman himself. That might lead to a deep impact.

But he's a Million Dollar babby and he can afford to reduce High Crimes. To people who are Wanted, he'll be The Sum Of All Fears, and they'll be Gone babby Gone.

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Postby Tom Flapwell » Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:41 pm

Glory to him, then. He's Street Smart, he's Clean and Sober, and maybe he'll show us The Power of One after he wins by Se7en electoral votes. But he's also Under Suspicion regarding some unsavory ties, and the resulting social Chain Reaction could lead to an Outbreak of chaos. It'll be a Dark Knight indeed if that happens. But at least he won't be Unforgiven by me.
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Postby Steve the Pocket » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:13 pm

GeorgiaCoyote wrote:With Obama heading in with such momentum, I shudder to think what would happen if he didn't win. I'm seriously concerned that they'll be riots over this.

Don't be. The American public are too apathetic to care even if they discover, conclusively, that the election was rigged. Honestly at this point I'm not sure they'd care if Bush himself declared the whole election to be cancelled after the fact and that he was now Dictator of the USA.

So, no, you shouldn't worry. But for the life of me, I don't know why.

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Postby Dr. Doog » Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:05 pm

lol, I would protest or whatever, but I wouldn't care either. PLEASE DO IT, BUSH.
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Postby nickspoon » Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:35 pm

Live updates from http://isobamapresidentyet.com/!

On a more serious note, CNN and the BBC, including video coverage.
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Postby Mista_B » Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:11 pm

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." <br>-- Bertrand Russell


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