The Paris Hilton Oscar Push Begins Here

[Baconsticks]

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(July 29) -- Who knew it'd take all this time for Paris Hilton's true genius to be revealed?
A clip of the much-anticipated (by us, at least) 'Repo! The Genetic Opera' shows Paris in full song-and-lapdance mode, giving the world a glimpse of the 'Battlefield Earth'-meets-'Rent' musical. What's it all about? Our brief summary: It's a modern day retrospective on drug abuse, poverty, medical insurance and assless pants.

Hilton, deeply immersed in her Amber Sweet role, is apparently "addicted to the knife" and graciously receives a shot of "zydrate" -- the drug of choice in that neighborhood -- in her groin.
"Sometimes I wonder why I need you at all," she sings. Ditto, Paris. Ditto.

If that worthless pikachu wins an Oscar, I'm going to start shooting random people.

[Steve the Pocket]

This has to be a joke. Every single word in that article screams "parody." I'd bet money some intern found that on The Onion and copypasted it without knowing what The Onion is. It's happened before!

[A dude named Vince]

What is the world coming too!?!?!?

[rabid_fox]

I hope she wins. That'll learn those film snobs.

[Quantheory]

I know someone IRL who is very like rabid_fox, in both visage and language. This frightens me the more apparent it becomes.

[rabid_fox]

I apologise for my cloned selves. If you wish to remove him from your life, pour salt in his eyes. It's the only way to kill them.

I never leave home without some Spar-brand table salt hidden in one of my molars which I had a dentist hollow out for the very purpose.

[Tom Flapwell]

"I could get a statue of a naked swordsman? That's hot."