Bush wins Ohio!

Kles · Postby **Kles** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 7:40 am

<a href='http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6363692/' target='_blank'>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6363692/</a> Read the whole thing. People! There may still be hope for America!

NHJ BV · Postby **NHJ BV** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:21 am

Not really. Unless nearly all valid provisional ballots go to Kerry, humanity is doomed.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:39 pm

You know, what we really need is a celebrity. A Celebrity to say that Kerry won, regardless of the truth.

Ankaris · Postby **Ankaris** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:59 pm

Welllllllllll... They COULD argue that the presence of people there to challenge votes scared off potential Democrat voters who were legally allowed to vote, but had minor misdemanours / child support / the other reasons they used to appeal the presence in the first place and so stayed away. Could. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:06 pm

I know a few potential Bush voters who never got their ballots too. One of them works for the Bush campaign even. They could countersue.

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:43 pm

Provinsial ballots are apparently counted if the amount of them is more than the margin between the two candidates. Here it is. Remains to be seen what, if any, tricks both sides will try. Though i'm glad the Democrats aren't being wimpy and pulling back.

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:36 pm

I've got two words for Bush: Election Stealer. He did it last time with Florida, now he'll probably do it again with Ohio. That is all.

Ankaris · Postby **Ankaris** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:41 pm

Well considering Bush has the popular vote, even if Kerry gets handed it it's going to be messy.

Septimius Severus · Postby **Septimius Severus** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:50 pm

Is he stealing the election, Traysandor? Right now, he's ahead in Ohio by over 130,000 votes. That is nothing like the razor-thin margin in Florida last year, which was below 600 votes. Also note that Bush trails Kerry by less than 14,000 votes in Wisconsin, a state with around half the population of Ohio, yet it's been called for Kerry and no protest is being made.

Kles · Postby **Kles** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 5:02 pm

Kerry concedes, Bush, officially, wins. Damnit.

Ankaris · Postby **Ankaris** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 5:06 pm

I know. And... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /> Hey Earth! <a href='http://www10.brinkster.com/ankaris/thel ... index.html' target='_blank'>http://www10.brinkster.com/ankaris/thel ... ex.html</a>

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 5:24 pm

@#$%^&*!!!!! Sorry, lost my zen.

Supersmoke · Postby **Supersmoke** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 5:32 pm

Meh x infinity My predictions for the next four years: 1. At least 1 assassination attempt on Bush 2. The Draft will be reinstated. (if so, the democrats will just say, "Told you so.") 3. Iran and Korea are up for invasion, I mean, "liberation." 4. The rich will be made richer. The middle class will be even closer to being the lower class. 5. The US will lose even more jobs. 6. I'll have to find a new major for college(Computer science) since those jobs are being deported.

Ankaris · Postby **Ankaris** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 5:45 pm

I bloody well hope not regarding North Korea. They have nukes, right?

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 5:50 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Supersmoke @ Nov 3 2004, 12:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> 1. At least 1 assassination attempt on Bush  </td></tr></table>  Very possible. Every President elected in a year ending in "0" has either died in office or been shot. Reagan was the only one who survived his assassination attempt. I shall now go to Calculus class and forget about politics forever. I leave you with these parting words: Well, somewhere there is cheering And elsewhere there is grief; Some are hyperventilating, Some are sighing in relief; And some folks can breathe easy While others gasp for air, But at least we're all still breathing And I guess that's only fair. Some people throw their arms up And others hold on tight, And the flak will still be coming From the left and from the right. Yes, somewhere there is laughter And elsewhere there are tears, But there is no joy for Simpson --- Georgie Bush got four more years.

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