Riddle Minute

[Foxchild]

Saved by Zero?

"X! Watch out!"

[Segovia]

Gee, it's times like this I wish Ibun was here. He'd probably know the answer.

[Foxchild]

Hip to be a square.

[Segovia]

Ok this place is obviously a dry hole.

"what rock song do you usually encounter when dealing with quadratics?"

The answer is Parabola by Tool.

[bad ass antelope]

I've never heard that song, neither while doing math nor otherwise.

[Segovia]

I've never heard that song, neither while doing math nor otherwise.

Okay that's understandable but you mus have heard of a parabola. A parabola is a function that includes X squared.

[bad ass antelope]

everyone's heart of a parabola.

[Segovia]

Hey guys did you hear the news?
There's this crazy old coot on the loose!
I hear he steals Amish gardening tools and eats babies.
The only eye witness was considered unreliable because he wears like a million rings.
Do you know who this is?
You probably here this all the time.

[Doc Sigma]

Saturn? I think he's the one who devoured his kids, not Jupiter...

[bad ass antelope]

what's an amish gardening tool?

[Segovia]

Saturn? I think he's the one who devoured his kids, not Jupiter...

Close but no cigar doc.

[sad jazz cantaloupe]

it's either a gay or a kingpin, because he wears a bunch of rings.

[Segovia]

Ok there seems to be some confusion. When I said who is this, I mean the guy who eats babies and steals amish tools.

[sad jazz cantaloupe]

I'm with bad ass antelope, I don't know what an amish tool means. is this an idiom?

[Segovia]

I'll give you a hint. A simple Amish tool would be a donkey plow, a sickle, hammer, etc.

Also epic fail on the question. Here's an updated version.

Hey guys did you hear the news?
There's this crazy old coot on the loose!
I hear he steals Amish gardening tools and eats babies.
The only eye witness says he wears like a million rings.
Do you know who this is?
You probably here this all the time.