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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 12:31 am
by Segovia
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How do I write good stories?

Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 5:01 am
by Bocaj Claw
Write what you know. Failing that, have a really weird dream and use that as inspiration. It worked for James Cameron and the Terminator franchise. Much less so for Stephanie Meyer and the Twilight thing.

How do I do how?

Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 5:59 am
by MuffinSticks
Do how a brown cow do now.

How do I get a decent forum game answer out of Segovia?

Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 9:39 pm
by Bocaj Claw
Bribery. Or failing that, genetic experimentation.

How do I do the evil I do do?

Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 11:36 pm
by Segovia
Make like Nikes and just do it.

How Do I smash an atom with out using a nuclear generator or uranium?

Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 11:39 pm
by D-puff
Psychokinesis, if you get really good at it.

How do I go through the fire and the flames?

Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 11:49 pm
by Segovia
Fire proof suit, Duh.

How Do I transfer my Finale Note Pad compositions to music files?

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 4:45 am
by Tarukai
... Maybe Noteworthy Composer? iono for sure.

How do I save up for a car when I am terrible at saving money for a long period of time?

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 4:30 pm
by Bocaj Claw
Develop a split personality named Frugal Fred who is a miserly fellow.

How do I get a job as a playboy millionaire?

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 1:13 am
by MuffinSticks
Go practice being a loathed rich asshole and wait until you're old. They won't be able to refuse THAT resume.

How do I become known as Grox, Destroyer of Galaxies?

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 2:19 am
by Segovia
Go to a comic con.

How Do I preform alchemy?

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 8:01 am
by Bocaj Claw
The easiest way is to try to bring your mother back to life in a horrible case of "what hath man wrought," get your arm and leg eaten by inexplicable forces, and then look through a metaphysical gate. After that, its as easy as clapping.

How do I obtain a jabberwock skin belt?

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 10:24 am
by nickspoon
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

How do I dance the tango?

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 9:27 pm
by Segovia
First get a tan then go get a date. The rest will come naturally.

How do I make doughnuts without a car or a doughnut machine?

Re: How do I...?

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:58 am
by Segovia
Do a piece of cake.

How do you save a life?