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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:14 am
by RocketGirl
Er...by putting the lime in the coconut? (Whatinhell is humanahbang?)
How do I evade the Thought Police?
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:01 am
by MuffinSticks
Like this ______
Fill your head with lots of that.
How do I get a boring song stuck in my head?
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:06 am
by RocketGirl
Sheet music + paper-cut
How do I get infamous on the internet?
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:29 am
by lastwyvern
send porn to everyone you know or don't know, or both. people will know you.
How do i learn how to draw fingers so they are proportionate to the rest of the body?
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:06 am
by MuffinSticks
Skin someone's hand and use it as a stencil until you get good.
How do I put a slug in someones ear without them catching me?
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:04 pm
by lastwyvern
say its a wet willie and run off.
how do i stop playing street figher 4? i'm getting addicted to it
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:42 pm
by MuffinSticks
Buy a better game and be addicted to that instead.
How do I get my faulty drawing pad to work?
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:27 pm
by BigRedButton
plug it in.
How do I divide by 0?
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:33 pm
by Baconsticks
You can do it by repeating old memes.
How do I shot web and become hypocrite?
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:06 pm
by D-puff
¯\(°_o)/¯
How do I backstroke forwards?
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:25 pm
by lastwyvern
frontstroke. or is a simple solved-paradox too hard for you?
How do I play the spoons?
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:25 pm
by Bocaj Claw
The spoons are as xylophone keys in a cheap sort of way. You must take a knife as your drumstick and whale on those keys as if they were some sort of xylophone keys. Wiring them in place might help.
How do I necro threads?
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:15 pm
by Segovia
Go to one of the previous threads, play roulette with them and post some more nonsense.
How do I make fish sticks?
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:35 pm
by MuffinSticks
Change your name and jump on the bandwagon.
How do I die a horrible death
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:49 pm
by Segovia
Make a jerk out of yourself. It's bound to happen.