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Postby Doc Sigma » Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:32 pm

Create your own country. For bonus points, claim that you've got The Bomb.

How do I get Miles Edgeworth to admit his love for me and dump his current boyfriend, Phoenix Wright?

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Postby lastwyvern » Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:59 pm

murder wright and blame McCain.

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Postby Hyperion » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:17 pm

With a baseball bat.

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Postby RocketGirl » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:51 pm

Melon-baller.

How do I get my due honeydew from the dude with the fancy do?

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Postby gforce422 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:41 am

Say he must play some croquet during the day, and then convey that he must obey you now to lay the honeydew upon a tray, then run away, and go on about your day. This is the way.

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Postby Segovia » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:19 am

Here's a Mexican tip, Drink a 7-Up (Gatoraid works as well.)

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Postby lastwyvern » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:47 am

a tub of lard.

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Postby Segovia » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:58 am

Draw a line and claim he is a man. No one will correct you because it's your artistic vesion.

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Postby lastwyvern » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:01 am

go ninja on everyone's asses

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Postby RocketGirl » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:08 am

Ask who, what, where, when, and how instead.

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Postby nickspoon » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:32 pm

Ask not how to get the toothpaste inside the tube, but how to get the tube outside the toothpaste.

How do I kill the radio star?
How do I get Miles Edgeworth to admit his love for me and dump his current boyfriend, Phoenix Wright?
Miles Edgeworth is my shameful videogame manlove!
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Postby Doc Sigma » Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:56 pm

The radio star is dead. If he's still around, then he must be undead, in which case I'd recommend a silver bullet formed from a melted crucifix. Or a mace. Or mace.
How do I get Miles Edgeworth to admit his love for me and dump his current boyfriend, Phoenix Wright?
Miles Edgeworth is my shameful videogame manlove!
That's okay, I'll share. There's plenty of Edgey to go around. Mmm.

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Postby MuffinSticks » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:28 pm

Flip it upside down, boil the contents, then accelerate at 90% the speed of light.

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Postby lastwyvern » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:39 pm

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Postby Segovia » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:57 pm

how do you question mark? That's easy. Accend your voice when you finish a sentence.

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