Define Cynical Fan Forums

In this game, you ask a question starting with "How do I," and the next poster gives you an answer and asks the next "How do I" question. The idea is for the answer to be only partly sensible and overall silly/stupid. Be creative about it. For example, if I asked how to make a milkshake, you might suggest putting a cow in a dryer.

So... how do I get a marinara stain out of blue jeans?

Eat the sauce.

You shot web by by making babby born.

How is babby born?

(This is supposed to be "How do I" questions, but I'll pretend you said, "How do I form babby?")

Take care of eggz left by Ester Bunny and they make hatch.

How do I take over England?

With a little wit and charm.

How do I get to King's Cross from here?

Become a terrorist and blow yourself up. (7/7 lol)

How do I fly 747?

Fly 1 through 746, and it'll come naturally.

How do I save money on my car insurance?

don't get a car.

how do i get smarter?

Take massive amounts of Vitamin B12.

How do I force Angela to move to Boston?

Spread rainbow-patterned babby unicorns across the rest of the world. She'll come to Boston to get away from them.

How do I fix the hole in the bucket, dear Liza?

With the power of duck tape.

How do I make toast without a toaster?

an oven.

How does i get to san fransico?

Take the subway. It won't show up on the map, but just stay on the train and eventually you'll get there. If not, there must be a blocked tunnel somewhere. You can rectify that problem with sticky bombs, which you should have on your person already.

How do I write 50,000 words in 30 days?

get someone else to do it for you.

how do i play guitar with no fingers?

Same again.

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