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How do I...?

Postby Tom Flapwell » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:17 pm

In this game, you ask a question starting with "How do I," and the next poster gives you an answer and asks the next "How do I" question. The idea is for the answer to be only partly sensible and overall silly/stupid. Be creative about it. For example, if I asked how to make a milkshake, you might suggest putting a cow in a dryer.

So... how do I get a marinara stain out of blue jeans?
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Postby Baconsticks » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:15 pm

Eat the sauce.
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Postby Mista_B » Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:27 pm

You shot web by by making babby born.

How is babby born?
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:31 pm

(This is supposed to be "How do I" questions, but I'll pretend you said, "How do I form babby?")

Take care of eggz left by Ester Bunny and they make hatch.

How do I take over England?
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Postby nickspoon » Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:13 pm

With a little wit and charm.

How do I get to King's Cross from here?
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Postby Baconsticks » Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:26 pm

Become a terrorist and blow yourself up. (7/7 lol)

How do I fly 747?
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Postby nickspoon » Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:30 pm

Fly 1 through 746, and it'll come naturally.

How do I save money on my car insurance?
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Postby lastwyvern » Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:45 pm

don't get a car.

how do i get smarter?
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Postby Doc Sigma » Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:56 pm

Take massive amounts of Vitamin B12.

How do I force Angela to move to Boston?

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Postby Tom Flapwell » Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:57 pm

Spread rainbow-patterned babby unicorns across the rest of the world. She'll come to Boston to get away from them.

How do I fix the hole in the bucket, dear Liza?
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Postby Hyperion » Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:32 pm

With the power of duck tape.

How do I make toast without a toaster?
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Postby Dr. Doog » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:55 pm

an oven.

How does i get to san fransico?
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:55 pm

Take the subway. It won't show up on the map, but just stay on the train and eventually you'll get there. If not, there must be a blocked tunnel somewhere. You can rectify that problem with sticky bombs, which you should have on your person already.

How do I write 50,000 words in 30 days?
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Postby lastwyvern » Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:51 pm

get someone else to do it for you.

how do i play guitar with no fingers?
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Postby nickspoon » Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:03 pm

Same again.

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