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Corrupt a Wish game

Postby TyVulpine » Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:23 pm

This is a simple game. Simply twist the wish of the person above with an evil or funny outcome. The more evil or funnier the corruption, the better.

Example:

Poster A: I wish I could fly
Poster B: Granted, you now have wings, but don't know how to use them, and fall to your death.

Then you make a wish for the next poster to corrupt.

I'll start.

I wish I was a Furry.

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Postby nickspoon » Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:30 pm

You are.

I wish I could hurl fireballs at my oppressors.

(P.S. I thought we already had a thread for this game?)
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Postby TyVulpine » Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:34 pm

Granted, but a sudden gust of wind reflects the fireballs back at you.

I wish I could fly.

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Postby osprey » Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:22 pm

Granted, but you fly into busy airspace over JFK Airport and get sucked into a jet engine, being shredded by the fins and having the bloody spray of your entrails decorate the side of the plane like some twisted mural experiment.

I wish I was as cool as nickspoon.
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Postby TyVulpine » Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:32 am

Granted, but only for 15 minutes, then you become as cool as Avery.

I wish I could be a NASCAR driver.

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Postby gforce422 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:35 am

Granted, but you find yourself on a highway instead of a racetrack. You are then pulled over by the police and thrown in jail for life.

I wish for eternal happiness.
gforce422 is awesome because:
-He made the absolute nicest comments about me in the other topic. I didn't respond to them yet, because I suck, but they are greatly appreciated! =D
-I would say he would also be a good runner up as one of the nicest people alive.
-He joined the IRC sometimes. But not enough, I say! Chat moar =D
-He is evidently only 18 year old but he could easily pass for 25. =D
-He is a drummer like *I* am and this in itself is cool.
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Astro> the happiness radiating from your person is enough to solve tensor calculus
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Postby LewisTheTank » Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:25 pm

Wish Granted!
But you can never go to sleep!

I wish I could meet Richard Dean Anderson!


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Postby TyVulpine » Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:54 pm

Granted, but then he gets a restraining order against you, ordering you to stay at least 5 miles away from him from now on.

I wish I go into outer space.

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Postby Extreme-Speed » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:16 pm

Granted, but the farthest you will ever be able to go is low earth orbit, because space-technology stagnates.

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Postby nickspoon » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:23 pm

Granted, but nobody but you goes near it, leaving you sad and internet-alone.

I wish I were as sweet as Osprey :3
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Postby Extreme-Speed » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:38 pm

Granted, but your brand of sweet comes from a headache inducing sweetness replacement which only fools others into thinking that you are sweet, while you are really a jerk.

I wish I could have three more wishes.
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Postby TyVulpine » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:43 pm

Granted, but you waste them on candy.

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights anymore.

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Postby Shinigetsu » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:40 pm

Granted, but now you like hights so much that you develope a sexal attraction to falling and die in an unrelated incident.

I wish it was easer to play a fretless string instriment.

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Postby Doc Sigma » Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:13 pm

Granted, but you lose your fingers. And toes.

I wish for love

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Postby gforce422 » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:34 pm

Granted, but then you catch an STD.

I wish for popcorn.
gforce422 is awesome because:
-He made the absolute nicest comments about me in the other topic. I didn't respond to them yet, because I suck, but they are greatly appreciated! =D
-I would say he would also be a good runner up as one of the nicest people alive.
-He joined the IRC sometimes. But not enough, I say! Chat moar =D
-He is evidently only 18 year old but he could easily pass for 25. =D
-He is a drummer like *I* am and this in itself is cool.
Astro> gforce's smiles can cure cancer in kittens
Astro> the happiness radiating from your person is enough to solve tensor calculus
<mib_4do271>everything you touch explodes in pillows of happiness


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