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Postby D-puff » Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:09 am

anyway, continuing.

Granted. Along with your gun, we have prepared a cake for you. It will be waiting for you when you have completed your training.

I wish sega would figure out that a "Werehog" is not a way to make the perfect sonic game better in any way.
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Postby MuffinSticks » Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:07 am

Granted, they make a new sonic game, in which they have perfected sonic by giving him a fifth appendage sticking out of his belly button. Oh yeah, and it makes him severely slower and off-balance.

I wish I would die a horribly slow and painful death.
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Postby RocketGirl » Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:52 am

Granted; Ishatar and Britney Spears marathon it is!

I wish I could track down my birth parents and, lo and behold, they turn out to be extra-terrestrials...which has some serious implications for my own genetic makeup, indeed!
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Postby Trance » Sun Feb 01, 2009 1:07 pm

Granted, but they're bug-eyed aliens from Neptune who stick you in a giant waffle iron and turn you into breakfast.

I wish I could go where everybody knows my name.

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Postby RocketGirl » Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:50 pm

Granted; sex offender database it is.

I wish I lived in the world of The Jetsons.
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Postby Trance » Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:18 pm

Granted, but you're not used to it and you accidentally step off the front porch into the miles of nothingness that surrounds every house in the show.

I wish I could learn by osmosis.

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Postby RocketGirl » Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:34 pm

Granted, but the only thing you're able to learn by osmosis is the names, credits, and vital statistics of porn stars.

I wish Monty Python were all alive, well, and still performing at their usual brilliant quality.
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Postby Trance » Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:21 pm

Granted, but you go blind and deaf simultaneously, robbing you of any potential entertainment from their return.

I wish I'd stop getting so much junk mail.

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Postby GamemasterAnthony » Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:51 pm

Granted...bad news is the junk mailers decided to fill your e-mail inbox with spam instead.

I wish for you not to grant this wish.
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Postby optiMITCHprime » Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:50 pm

granted, but granting by not granting caused a paradox.

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Postby nickspoon » Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:16 pm

Granted, you are now allowed to think about Anne Widdecombe gyrating to The Safety Dance.

I wish I hadn't thought of that.
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Postby Segovia » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:01 pm

Granted but we have to scoop your brain out with a ice cream scoop to stop you from thinking it.

Iwish that I could type at a higher pace.

(Please don't state, Granted now you can type "at a higher pace" That joke has become old and annoying.)

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Postby lastwyvern » Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:29 pm

Granted, the keyboard melts and the plastic resolidifies over your fingers. try typing like that.

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Postby RocketGirl » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:18 am

Granted, but now everybody finds you uncanny and creepy and shuns you like you're one of those creepy-ass kids from Village of the Damned.

I wish I had the power to make other people to experience music and fiction as I do, emotionally, so that they can relate to my opinions and perspective better.
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:01 am

Granted but they don't share any of your tastes in music or fiction or pie fillings.

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