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Baconsticks
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Postby Baconsticks » Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:25 pm

...Chuck Norris looked up and said, "what was that?".

Lawnmower racing is as awesome as...
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Chalvion
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Postby Chalvion » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:44 pm

...racing at a slow speed ["slow" is a relative term]

chuck Norris is as overused as...
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osprey
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Postby osprey » Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:38 pm

...my year-old pair of socks with the crusty, yellowish soles.

In the desert, the sun is as bright as...
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OK. pants it. I lied. It's drum and bass. What you gonna do?
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Chalvion
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Postby Chalvion » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:50 pm

...Chuck Norris [yes, I am overusing him further, sue me if you must]

Irony can be as funny as...
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gforce422
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Postby gforce422 » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:50 am

...watching morbidly obese ducks waddling in syncopated rhythm to an overused generic techno song while eating small personal apple pies from McDonalds.

The internet is as good as...
gforce422 is awesome because:
-He made the absolute nicest comments about me in the other topic. I didn't respond to them yet, because I suck, but they are greatly appreciated! =D
-I would say he would also be a good runner up as one of the nicest people alive.
-He joined the IRC sometimes. But not enough, I say! Chat moar =D
-He is evidently only 18 year old but he could easily pass for 25. =D
-He is a drummer like *I* am and this in itself is cool.
Astro> gforce's smiles can cure cancer in kittens
Astro> the happiness radiating from your person is enough to solve tensor calculus
<mib_4do271>everything you touch explodes in pillows of happiness
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Bocaj Claw
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:19 am

... a kick to the face and hot to trot.

Coca-cola is as refreshing as...
That which does not kill me, cripples me for life.

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Segovia
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Postby Segovia » Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:57 pm

...Regurgitated babby ear medecine.

My computer is as slow as...
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Chalvion
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Postby Chalvion » Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:20 am

A deformed brain

My tastes are so weird that...
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Segovia
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Postby Segovia » Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:28 am

...Frog's legs are as delicate as rich dark chocolate truffes on a big bed of fresh crisp mint leaves.

Zombies are as terrifing as...
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Tom Flapwell
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:31 pm

...your mom with curlers and facial moisturizer.

My wings flap so hard that...
See other much-maligned creatures in my webcomic: http://downscale.comicgenesis.com
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Segovia
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Postby Segovia » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:35 am

every time you fly that the ground pushes in a contracting action causing mountains and earthquakes to form.

My brain travels so fast that...
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gforce422
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Postby gforce422 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:28 am

...I have to travel backwards in time just to view things as normal people do.

I am about as interesting as...
gforce422 is awesome because:
-He made the absolute nicest comments about me in the other topic. I didn't respond to them yet, because I suck, but they are greatly appreciated! =D
-I would say he would also be a good runner up as one of the nicest people alive.
-He joined the IRC sometimes. But not enough, I say! Chat moar =D
-He is evidently only 18 year old but he could easily pass for 25. =D
-He is a drummer like *I* am and this in itself is cool.
Astro> gforce's smiles can cure cancer in kittens
Astro> the happiness radiating from your person is enough to solve tensor calculus
<mib_4do271>everything you touch explodes in pillows of happiness
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Hyperion
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Postby Hyperion » Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:49 am

... A flaming ninja cat doing a barrel roll.

Explosions are as painful as...
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RocketGirl
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Postby RocketGirl » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:07 am

...shoving a porcupine up your butt and lighting it on fire.

Wasabi is as spicy as...
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lastwyvern
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Location:Making out. With a cactus.

Postby lastwyvern » Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:24 am

hot sex on a plate.

i fail like...
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