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I'd send my money to Tom Flapwell, post embarrassing photos of myself online, and commit all the crimes I want. When the day is over, it's not my problem.

KIDDING! It's more likely that I'd just try to act the way I normally do. Minus the hanging upside down.

I would probably ban KJ Fellie because that whole pretending to be a fox thing he does really gets on my nerves.

I'd spend my day off the computer and discovering what it's like to be a guy.

Its not that exciting. Urinals are kind of neat, as is making more money on average, but we don't have boobies and any man who says he doesn't wish men could have boobies is a liar and a thief.

I'd spend my day off the computer and discovering what it's like to be a guy.

Feminism strikes again?


And so does bad grammar. =|

It's not really poor grammar, it's just not parallel. There's nothing GRAMMATICALLY wrong with it.

Yeah. lol I changed my sentence in the middle of typing it apparently.
I fixed it.

I would probably ban KJ Fellie because that whole pretending to be a fox thing he does really gets on my nerves.

I'd spend my day off the computer and discovering what it's like to be a guy.

Its not that exciting. Urinals are kind of neat, as is making more money on average, but we don't have boobies and any man who says he doesn't wish men could have boobies is a liar and a thief.

You could get boobies if you wanted them. Just start eating more and exercising less and pretty soon you'll have your very own man boobs.

Or you could aways get implants.

but we don't have boobies and any man who says he doesn't wish men could have boobies is a liar and a thief.

I can live without two lumps of milk excreting fat protruding from my chest just fine. Though apparently, male breasts are structually identical to female ones.

1. Replace C and c with an animated Pacman.
2. Apply vowel randomization to every post.
3. Put up a message on the main page to make it look like the Vietnamese hacker did it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7jQkBiU_2rg

I can live without two lumps of milk excreting fat protruding from my chest just fine. Though apparently, male breasts are structually identical to female ones.

Was that an intended mistake there?

Oh, and male breasts are capable of producing milk.

1. Replace C and c with an animated Pacman.
2. Apply vowel randomization to every post.
3. Put up a message on the main page to make it look like the Vietnamese hacker did it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7jQkBiU_2rg

Thank you for the nightmares Ty

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...but we don't have boobies and any man who says he doesn't wish men could have boobies is a liar and a thief.

Damn it. Let me tell you, as a RUNNER, I sometimes wish I was a guy for this reason.

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...but we don't have boobies and any man who says he doesn't wish men could have boobies is a liar and a thief.

Damn it. Let me tell you, as a RUNNER, I sometimes wish I was a guy for this reason.

You could always get a mastectomy. Amazon warriors used to do this so they could draw their bowstrings farther.

I can live without two lumps of milk excreting fat protruding from my chest just fine. Though apparently, male breasts are structually identical to female ones.

Was that an intended mistake there?

I meant that they have fat and also the ability to excrete milk, I saw that in a cross section of a breast...

Look a moose, over there!

A simple hyphen would have cleared it all up... "two lumps of milk-excreting fat"

Would this topic be more suited for the forum games section?

Yeah, why not.

I can live without two lumps of milk excreting fat protruding from my chest just fine. Though apparently, male breasts are structually identical to female ones.

Was that an intended mistake there?

Oh, and male breasts are capable of producing milk.

My dad knows this well. He used to be the warden of a maximum security prison, and there were men in there who convinced themselves that they were pregnant and actually began to lactate.