Only he who so epically found himself a neck could think of that one.Normal Mode: Writing an unauthorized biography.
HARD MODE: Writing an unauthorized autobiography.
EPIC MODEâ„¢: Writing an unauthorized autobiography while hang-gliding. While hanging from your neck.
True.
CHUCK NORRIS MODE: Doing it while holding the toothbrush with your eyelid.HARD MODE: Scrubbing the landing pad of a US Navy carrier with a toothbrush.
EPIC MODE (Since people just can't settle for hard mode): Doing it with the tooth brush in your mouth.