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Posted: **Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:09 am**

You get zen merchandise.

I put in a few drops of motor oil.

Posted: **Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:18 am**

You get windshield wiper fluid.

I put in a straightend paperclip.

Posted: **Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:24 am**

You somehow get a Protoss Arbiter.

I put in The Wheel Of Fortune (TM)(C).

Posted: **Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:35 am**

The vending machine prompts you for a response, saying "Would you like to buy a vowel?"

I put in a few Scrabble tiles.

Posted: **Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:37 pm**

You get a 9x word score bonus. And an extra 50 points on top of that.

I put my last philosophical essay.

Posted: **Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:19 pm**

The machine spraypaints an A+ on your forehead.

I put in my dirty laundry.

Posted: **Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:55 pm**

You get a coupon voucher for free dry cleaning service.

I put in an old phone book.

Posted: **Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:29 pm**

You get a degree in obstructionism

I put it in a song that sounds like Pachelbel's Canon

Posted: **Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:39 pm**

You get a song that sounds like the 1812 Overture.

I put in a TV Remote.

Posted: **Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:08 am**

You get a chainsaw.

I put in the new Harry Potter book.

Posted: **Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:27 am**

You get a few gold galleons.

I put in the first Harry Potter book.

Posted: **Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:00 pm**

You get a Lord Voldemort action figure.

I put in a nuclear missile! =o hehe

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:47 am**

You get a puff of smoke. Also, 25 cents falls out.

I put in a mouse.

Posted: **Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:08 am**

You get the shreds of a mouse, along with a card that says "Thank you for the meal!"

I insert a peppermint scented candle.

Posted: **Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:23 am**

You get a caramel scented candle.

I insert a flower pot.

Vending Machine