Vending Machine

[Sage]

You get Rap music.

*inserts a pistol*

[Tom Flapwell]

You get a book on Sigmund Freud.

I screech into the slot.

[nickspoon]

The machine tells you to keep it down out there.

I put in half a sonnet.

[osprey]

You get a travel-sized package of air.

*Inserts a flattened soda can*

[Stephan]

You get a happy meal voucher that says "I'm recycling to save the environment."

I put in some horse hair

[Rooster]

You get a small plastic duck named Reginald

I put in my sunday best

[Richard K Niner]

You get a thousand words.

I put in my left sock.

[gforce422]

You get your right sock.


I put in Millie.

[Richard K Niner]

You get Miles.

I put in Doog.

[Sage]

you get poo


*puts in a hamster*

[gen200]

You get Godzilla,

I put in an oatmeal cookie.

[Bocaj Claw]

You get mugged!

I put in half a package of pinatas.

[Stephan]

You get mugged by Millie who jumps out of the machine, wiping oatmeal cookie out of her face fur and she runs away clutching an arm-full of Pinata gifts while a small plastic duck named Reginald, Marvin the android and I watch on dumbfounded.

(We can't leave poor Millie stuck in the vending machine )

I put in a spare aspirin.

[osprey]

You get a 1991 Buick.

I put in a toaster.

[Stephan]

You get a voice from the machine saying "where's the bread?"

I put in an application for a driver's licence (I've never gone for my licence to drive a car - and now I have a 1991 Buick! )