Vending Machine

[Gecko]

You get... a new car! It's also armed with a Starstreak HVM launcher!

*has nothing to insert*

*jumps into the machine*

[osprey]

The machine ejects you displaying the message "Unrecognized currency".

I insert an earwig.

[Doc Sigma]

You get a wig made out of ears.

I insert AIDS

[Stephan]

You get a small cardboard box with a green cross on top, and a picture of a brass band. At the top of the box are the words "Band Aids."

I put Ms Piggy into the machine.

[Kyler Thatch]

You get a life-sized Kermit the Frog.

I put in a binary tree.

[Doc Sigma]

You get the same tree converted into a red-black tree.

I insert the palindrome pumping lemma

[Amber]

You get a blue string.

I insert

[Doc Sigma]

You get:


I insert a nail clipper

[Tom Flapwell]

You get a clipper ship.

I put in a recipe for blood pudding.

[Kyler Thatch]

You get a pack of instant blood pudding. Just add water!

I put in a stolen Fizzy Lifting Drink.

[Stephan]

Predictably the machine rises off the ground until its power cord is pulled out of the socket. There is a loud burping sound from the various creatures that have all been put inside (a hundred picachus burping must be an incredible sound) and then the machine settles to the ground.

I plug the machine back in.

I insert the Train à Grande Vitesse.

[Tom Flapwell]

You get videos of "Soul Train."

I put in eye of newt.

[Foxhound]

You get a toe of frog.

I put in a mountain dew machine

[Kyler Thatch]

You get half of a soda factory and a few cans of cola in change.

I put in 2 cents.

[Bocaj Claw]

You get one million pizzoleos

I put in a whistle and whinge