What the hell is THAT?

[osprey]

Oh, THAT'S where I parked my UFO.

There is a huge cylinder on my roof.

[CodeCat]

That's the weirdest santa hat I've ever seen.

There's this long tube in my wall and there's blue stuff coming out of it.

[Kyler Thatch]

I'm afraid there's nowhere else to connect the drain pipe to except for your wall there. Sorry about that.

What's this green glowy thing right outside my house?

[johndoe0028]

My failed genetics experiment. Turns out we can't make photosynthetic mammals :/

Why do I feel dizzy all of a sudden?

[Foxhound]

I did NOT nuke California.

Why is most of Europe a bunch of smoldering, glassy, irradiated craters?

[Mr. Neign]

don't look at me!
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STOP LOOKING AT ME!

what's that thing parked across the street?

[Tom Flapwell]

The Grinch decided to rob Pottery Barn this year, and that's his overloaded sleigh.

Say, there's this tiny image tucked away on the new ten-dollar bills. What is it?

[Bocaj Claw]

Satan.

What in the name of overlengthy exclamations is that thing in your eye?

[Foxhound]

What? I don't notice anything *Eye is clouded*

Hey...what happened to Russia?

[johndoe0028]

I was nowhere near the explosion!

Why did it get so cold?

[CodeCat]

Oh that's just my heat-sucking friend here. *pets the odd creature on his lap, and it purrs*

There's a propellor stuck to the top of your head...

[Tom Flapwell]

I was tired of losing my beanie, so I had one implanted.

Did that iPod just wriggle?

[CodeCat]

Oh that's the new version, the gastroPod.

There's a tree growing out of your monitor.

[Kyler Thatch]

Actually, the tree IS the monitor. It's an environmentally-friendly model.

Why does everything look so grayscale all of a sudden?

[CodeCat]

Don't worry, it's just another government tax plan. It'll blow over.

My pillow is ticking.