Mad Haiku Skillz

Angstwolf · Postby **Angstwolf** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:00 pm

I have been busy
and can't be in IRC
for a little while.

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:41 am

Nagging about the
IRC channel can be
counterproductive.

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:12 am

Titanofluoride
Aluminosilicate
Unununium

Tai · Postby **Tai** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:23 am

Be careful with scripts
they can run out of control
I'm really sorry

nickspoon · Postby **nickspoon** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:48 am

Don't you worry, Tai
I sincerely forgive you,
But burned your house down.

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:12 pm

Elephant sat down
On a lily leaf at night
Picard had no hair

The Donmeister · Postby **The Donmeister** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:43 am

I wrote a haiku
But forgot a syllable
Now I'm feeling sad

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:21 am

That's your own damn fault
fofofofofofofo
fofofofofo

Angstwolf · Postby **Angstwolf** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:33 am

Angela is bad
at writing haiku poems
but she's got her looks.

Tom Flapwell · Postby **Tom Flapwell** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:38 pm

For the heck of it:

"Ozy and Millie,"
A popular webcomic
About fox children

nickspoon · Postby **nickspoon** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:20 pm

I feel quite misled,
The tin said "Solves all problems",
Yet I still have some.

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:33 pm

A E I O U
In English are the vowels
Sometimes also Y

Tai · Postby **Tai** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:51 pm

devorat canem
sum magum asineum est
I can speak english

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:41 am

To call this haiku
doggerel is an insult
to the canine world.

Tai · Postby **Tai** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:42 am

bees bees angry bees
oh god oh god they're coming
i can't escape aaaaaaa

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