Mad Haiku Skillz

[nickspoon]

Can't say that I have;
I doubt it would hurt to try
But you never know.$

[The Donmeister]

I thought I'd write a haiku
To prove that I'm really cool
My brother told me
"My god, can't you see?
"You've written a limerick, you fool!"

[Muninn]

The colonel disturbed
The wizard's nap, who turned him
Into a kernel

[johndoe0028]

Hey, The Donmeister!
Take your limericks elsewhere, man!
ITT, haikus.

[Tai]

I have a purpose
I bet you can't guess my plan
Necro`d thread needs bump

[osprey]

OMG get out
PLEASE let me score on that thread
It is my life's dream

[KJ Fellie]

Having Haiku game
in another thread. This is
link to other thread.

If I quote myself,
Do I lose points for cheating
in this Haiku game?

Yerf! Pay attention!
I already started this!
You can find it here...
(though it's not in Haiku)

Eh? Confusion with
several syllables of
silence included...

(the subject line should,
though invisible to me,
make a wise statement.

It should state wisely,
with witty insight in this,
"Here's some zen for ya!")

It occurs to me
that you should not have given
me invitation.

With a sneeze I lost
my train of thought and forgot
what I want to post.

Mu-nan was involved
and it ended with the phrase
"I'm Ozy's brother."

Few restrictions are
placed upon me that hinder
my endless babbling.

Tom Flapwell, your post
Does not meet the Haiku form
Use the other thread.

Perhaps this thread should
be renamed to indicate
the "Haiku Version."

Time to go to bed.
I live on the internet,
but I have to sleep.