Calvinball

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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Sun Feb 15, 2004 7:52 pm

I just picked up the Zone Destruction flag! I immediately use it to destroy all Zones on the field and instantly kill anyone who happens to be in those zones, taking all of their points in the process.<br><br>*Anybody who dies immediately respawns*
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Sun Feb 15, 2004 8:46 pm

ooh, sucks for the guy who just passed out <!--emo&^_^--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>THINK FAST!<br>*throws astrix wicket in random direction*
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>

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Postby norsenerd » Sun Feb 15, 2004 10:34 pm

*respaws in the path of the wiket*<br>*gets hit in the head*<br>*suffers cuncusion*<br>*lies uncounsious*
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Postby Zylo » Mon Feb 16, 2004 4:36 am

::raises pole of yellow invisibility:: Everyone wearing yellow is invisible, and anyone who is invisible is now wearing green! ::takes calvinball and boinks it off iyestorm's head for 6 glorgs::
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Mon Feb 16, 2004 1:48 pm

*retaliates with water balloons*<br>*flys into the nearest no-fly zone for seven bucks*<br>*collapses under the weight of said bucks*<br>*gets knocked into a cartoonish crater while bucks go somplace else to graze*
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>

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Postby norsenerd » Thu Feb 19, 2004 4:43 am

*dies*
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Thu Feb 19, 2004 12:51 pm

*starts singing the AYB song for no reason*<br>
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>

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Postby Supersmoke » Thu Feb 19, 2004 6:06 pm

*Wanders into the gravity area*<br>*Starts floating in mid-air*<br>"COOOOL!!"<br>*Accidentally hits the explosion picket"<br>*Explodes*<br>*Gets 20 points for cool explosion*

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Postby Muninn » Sat Feb 21, 2004 8:01 pm

Jacob arrives and uses the Tower of Incalculable Speed to grab the Calvinball and score opus points. He then throws a copy of the Calvinball which is really a medicine ball to Tavis, who tries to catch it only to fall under the weight of the ball. I get three prime points.

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Postby Foxchild » Sun Feb 22, 2004 2:15 am

*comes from left field*<br>*bounces on the trampoline of bounce*<br>*touches the rim, gets one poont*
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Postby Tavis » Sun Feb 22, 2004 5:53 am

*I see the medicine/calvinball dropping my way*<br><br>I got it! -SPLAT-<br><br>TOUCHDOWN! Six points!

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Postby norsenerd » Mon Feb 23, 2004 4:41 am

*decays*
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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Mon Feb 23, 2004 4:49 am

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Postby Henohenomoheji » Mon Feb 23, 2004 12:51 pm

*gets back up*<br>*creates a tornado*<br>*goes hiking in woods*<br>*escapes some crazy dude with hockey equipment while all of the supporting characters disappear*<br>*runs back in bounds*<br>*lands in the smartness zone*<br>*automattically gains a porbic for every stupid thing everyone else in game does but loses 5 shoohla for every stupid thing he does*<br>*loses 5 shoohla for not speaking a word*<br>*realizes stupid is a matter of opinion*<br>*writes a sign saying "you didn't do it hobo"*<br>*splodes*<br>*the comfy chairs strewn across the field meant for rocket ski salom take splash damage and splode as well*
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>


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