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Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:56 am**

Don't start a big complicated install at 11:00, because then when your computer drags it out (which it inevitably will) it'll keep you up ridiculously late.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:59 pm**

It's sunset or dusk. You're at Downtown Crossing, near CVS. Don't even go into the CVS, or if you must, DO NOT BUY A PACK OF CIGARETTES. You'll be addicted from the very first puff.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:15 pm**

If you lend your pants to one of us furries, make sure you check for inconvenient holes that may have been cut for tails.
(I see London, I see France...)
Furries: be sure you ask permission before cutting tail-holes in other people's pants.

Posted: **Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:30 am**

hey a four day blackout might occur at any time during your finals are you ready

Posted: **Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:47 pm**

Be sure someone with their door open isn't sleeping at 6 AM before you let the pantsless cat in.

Posted: **Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:05 pm**

Buy American

Posted: **Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:04 pm**

Don't buy American.

Posted: **Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:18 pm**

Don't buy American.

+1

Posted: **Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:32 pm**

Smile.

Posted: **Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:14 pm**

Frown. It requires more muscles and therefore is better exercise.

Posted: **Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:20 pm**

Make holes in teeth.

Posted: **Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:47 pm**

Buy Crest gel.

Posted: **Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:40 pm**

Kick the can.

Posted: **Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:14 am**

don't get mad get glad

Posted: **Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:26 pm**

Bring sunscreen and insect repellant if you're going on vacation to Florida.

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