The Thingy

[Baconsticks]

I could just go to starbucks and hear this same scheiße!

*thingy is mine*

[Bocaj Claw]

Thankfully, I can use the power of Mauve Vertebrae and obtain the thingy from its current unworthy possesor probably. *uses the power of Mauve Vertabrae to obtain the thingy* Yay.

[Baconsticks]

Meat Thermometer of Doom

A fatal meat thermometer. When stabbed into a victim, it releases tiny explosive Nanobots into the bloodstream. when the thermometer reaches 96 degrees, all of the nanobots explode. Victims of the meat Thermometer of Doom often appear to have died of Massive heart attacks. 90% of all deaths in the United States are caused by the Meat Thermometer of Doom.

[Bocaj Claw]

Seems kind of overkill. You probably could have just set up a rube goldberg device of some kind, perhaps involving marmosets, which through a long series of barely related activities would eventuate in me tripping and dropping the thingy. Or: you could have just lifted it out of my hands like so after I had been distracted, possibly through the use of an extremely tedious rant on rube goldbergian machinations.

[Baconsticks]

I get the thingy now.

[Foxhound]

Yoink.

[KJ Fellie]

*thingy yoinkification* *stands upon the thingy to proclaim to the world: *yerf**

[Baconsticks]

Counter with photoshop hot girl!







Thingy is mine!

[Doc Sigma]

Yoink.

[KJ Fellie]

[hippie voice]Pretty colors...[/hippie voice]
Thingy is mine.

[Baconsticks]

No, ITS MINE!

[Bocaj Claw]

Thanks to a genius application in the hiesenburg uncertainty theorem which states that you may know where a thingy is going or how fast its going but not both, I now have the thingy. Unfortunately, I seem to be travelling at an indeterminate land speed now.

[Sage]

kthnxbai

[gforce422]

*yoink*


MUHAHAHAHAHHA

[Doc Sigma]