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I once walked into a wasp nest on a playground in someones backyard and an old lady thought me and another kid were playing when we were yelling in pain. And once I was walking in the woods near my house and walked near a ground nest of yellow jackets. I was older and immediatly ran away. I was glad my house had a pool and was open at the time.

None of my relatives live closer than a three hour car drive away (and my favorite ones live a 10 hour drive away).

Did you know...

I was completely homeschooled from first grade to high school graduation?
I have to drive 25 minutes to get to the grocery store?
I have 3 brothers and one sister? (Wait, there isn't anything weird about that at all... )
My brothers and I own a vast Lego collection accumulated over 12 years? (Vast as in about a dozen 5-gallon boxes full. )
I'm currently sitting within stone's throw of a 3.5 acre lake? (Thus the location in my profile. It's about 50 feet deep or so.)

Did you know that "Moondance" by Van Morrison was playing when I was born? Kinda funny since the month that mentioned in the song is the month I was born in.
http://www.happysongs.nl/Song.asp?song=222

My brothers and I own a vast Lego collection accumulated over 12 years? (Vast as in about a dozen 5-gallon boxes full. Shocked )

Did you know that I have two large tub fulls of Legos?
I'm not sure about the size of the tubs... But they were accumulated in a similar range of time.

Here's ten! (I am 27 years old. This makes a few of these more interesting)

I suck my thumb.
I am allergic to shrimp, gold, and mushrooms.
I have eaten jelly beans which were once owned by Ronald Regan.
Both of my thumbs are double-jointed. None of my other joints are.
The first R-rated movie I saw was "Stand By Me".
I sleep in the nude.
I do not drive.
I am terrified of bees, sudden flashes of light, and any water faucet which I have never used before.
I crave praise and reassurance. However, I do not handle them very well (they make me very nervous).
I almost never speak unless spoken to.

I suck my thumb.

I won't scoff. My leftover-from-childhood habit is worse, and that's all I'm going to say about it here.

I didn't know it was possible to be allergic to gold, but I guess there's no reason why not.

Some metals give people rashes when they wear them, I know of a girl whose allergic to silver or pewter... Can't remember which. If I wear a belt and the buckle has contact with my skin for a long period of time I'll get an isolated reaction. I'm not sure if its all belt buckles, though all the belts I have seem to do it to me at some time or another. Not sure what kind of MEHTUL is in them though.

My favorite song of all time is Fleetwoods Mac's Don't Stop. I've played the tenor saxophone(well technicaly I can play any saxophone because for those that don't know, all saxophones have all the same keys) for 4 years. I've accidentaly stapled my finger. When I lived in Seattle it rained 100 days in a row, not always pounding rain, but rain none the less. I have shotgun under my bed. I've read parts of the Anarchist Cookbook, which was ironically found in a Barnes and Noble, in the used books, in the childrens section. I've never beaten anyone up, even though they needed it.(and if a certain someone dosn't stop bugging me, that last sentence may prove to be flase )

I used to work for a clown.

Everybody works at McDonalds at some point in their life

I ALSO have stapled my finger, and have a shotgun in my bedroom.
-Im 26
-I too have fired an assault rifle (theres nothing wrong with this)
-I live with my folks, but sleep in a camper in the front yard.
-Clowns disturb me
-I carry the full O&M archives with me everywhere I go (on my Palm Pilot)

Everybody works at McDonalds at some point in their life

I never did...

They wouldn't hire me

Did you know that opinions are like $@!&holes?

(I have fired a small-caliber rifle... semi auto. I would like to fire an AR sometime though.

I stuck a scissors in an electrical socket when i was 7, and i jumped out a 2-story window when i was 10.

And they say you can't cheat death twice!

May I borrow your soul?


I light cannabis scented incense sticks in my room just to scare my parents.

My favorite video game series of all time is Legend of Zelda. My favorite gun is the FN P90, though I have never shot one. My favorite kind of fire crackers are Blackcats. In 8th grade my birthday was the day school started. This year now that I'm a freshman it was the day before school.

I have an airsoft grenade!