Beat that!

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 3:47 am

Alien technology triumphs!

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 3:56 pm

A simple virus written in Q Basic.<br><br>Well, it worked for Independence Day...

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:26 pm

A virus written in C. Because it's run directly in the processor, and not in a virtual machine.

DesertFoxCat · Postby **DesertFoxCat** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 8:36 am

Neandrithals. They have no computers to be virused.

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:00 pm

Homo sapiens. They killed them all.

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:30 pm

Cholestorol. Humans natural enemy!

Tom Flapwell · Postby **Tom Flapwell** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:46 pm

Aerobics

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:49 pm

Football!<br>*tackles Tom Flapwell*

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:42 pm

Basketball. For obvious reasons.

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:52 pm

Hockey. Because it's better.

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:52 pm

Jason because he perverted a hockey mask to EVIL! Plus I'm pretty sure he could take on a goalie.

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:54 pm

Water. Jason is afraid of it!

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:57 pm

The Sun. The pitiful liquid can't handle too much solar energy!

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:58 pm

Quantium Singularity. Can black out the sun.

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:11 am

Speeds less than 0.1c. Quantum stuff doesn't apply or is negligable.

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