How would you get kicked out of the White House?
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Putting whoopee cushions on all the chairs.
Also, demanding that balloon animals be proclaimed endangered species. (They're made of balloons, it's a very fragile existence!)
Also, demanding that balloon animals be proclaimed endangered species. (They're made of balloons, it's a very fragile existence!)
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You usually
have to take what people say
with a grain of salt.
(or in cases like
mine, a shaker or two may
yield the best result.)
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(or in cases like
mine, a shaker or two may
yield the best result.)
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I would stand just within the White House, put a "Kick me" sign on my back, turn around, and bend over.
Except that it doesn't work as well when I hang from the ceiling.
Except that it doesn't work as well when I hang from the ceiling.
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I would turn all the stationery upside-down.
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I don't think that would bother Tom Flapwell.I would turn all the stationery upside-down.
Two words: Armpit farts...
I'd say it until it had no meaning, like "Floor."
What? You thought I meant making them? I'm too furry for that. It doesn't work.
Quoth the spotted fox: <b>*yerf*</b>
You usually
have to take what people say
with a grain of salt.
(or in cases like
mine, a shaker or two may
yield the best result.)
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You usually
have to take what people say
with a grain of salt.
(or in cases like
mine, a shaker or two may
yield the best result.)
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By Playing presidential paintball!
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Maybe, but I'd probably get kicked out anyway, because I'm guessing Mr. Bush wouldn't like the fact that he actually has to leave office in about a year -- hopefully for a much more competent President who will get this country back on trackSurely you can find much more reactionary and radical people than them?By going around the White House carrying campaign signs for Rudy Guliani, Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama, etc...
Also, I'd get kicked out of the White House for carrying around a Super Soaker and spraying everyone I can with the watery contents before being forcefully ejected [and probably arrested, never to be seen again ]
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By spouting "Yerf-isms."
Yerf-tastic!
Yerf-tacular!
Yerf-a-licious!
Yerf-a-lismic!
Let's Yerf-a-cise!
Also: Badger-badger-badger-badger! Mushroom! Mushroom! (You'd have to have seen it to understand.)
Here's one site: http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
I think this is the original: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/
Yerf-tastic!
Yerf-tacular!
Yerf-a-licious!
Yerf-a-lismic!
Let's Yerf-a-cise!
Also: Badger-badger-badger-badger! Mushroom! Mushroom! (You'd have to have seen it to understand.)
Here's one site: http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
I think this is the original: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/
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Quoth the spotted fox: <b>*yerf*</b>
You usually
have to take what people say
with a grain of salt.
(or in cases like
mine, a shaker or two may
yield the best result.)
むらがあるフォックス
If you miss my old sigs...
You usually
have to take what people say
with a grain of salt.
(or in cases like
mine, a shaker or two may
yield the best result.)
むらがあるフォックス
If you miss my old sigs...
Snake, snaaaaaaaaaaake, ooooooooh it's a snaaaaaake!By spouting "Yerf-isms."
Yerf-tastic!
Yerf-tacular!
Yerf-a-licious!
Yerf-a-lismic!
Let's Yerf-a-cise!
Also: Badger-badger-badger-badger! Mushroom! Mushroom! (You'd have to have seen it to understand.)
OK. pants it. I lied. It's drum and bass. What you gonna do?
Apparently osprey has seen it. Wonder if I can find the one with the skunk, or the Christmas one...
Anyhow, I would show the President, and the rest of the staff would be so mad at me for exposing him to it that they'd boot the two of us out.
Anyhow, I would show the President, and the rest of the staff would be so mad at me for exposing him to it that they'd boot the two of us out.
Quoth the spotted fox: <b>*yerf*</b>
You usually
have to take what people say
with a grain of salt.
(or in cases like
mine, a shaker or two may
yield the best result.)
むらがあるフォックス
If you miss my old sigs...
You usually
have to take what people say
with a grain of salt.
(or in cases like
mine, a shaker or two may
yield the best result.)
むらがあるフォックス
If you miss my old sigs...
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