An O&M story

[Miles E Traysandor]

complete and total insanity.

[Zaaphod]

So Avery began to

[Zylo]

run to the playground

[Arloest]

, saying something like, "I

[Zylo]

think guns are cool."

[Tavis]

But then he trips

[Sabre]

and knocks over the

[Miles E Traysandor]

stained blue glass vase

[Zaaphod]

spilling its contents on

[Zylo]

the Mountain Dew-stained

[Miles E Traysandor]

carpet, which Mrs. Mudd

[Zaaphod]

then set fire to.

[Tavis]

(Our story so far...)<br>One night Ozy was licking things very frequently and Millie wondered what he was doing out of his padded room. Then Timulty came up to keep things wet. Millie took her overalls all over the saliva and soaked Ozy with grand vigger and importance. Timulty asked Millie, "Why is cheese so good?" and Millie replied "Who is the cheese queen?" And all was set for Millie to start her reign of terror which will start with the letter M, for Millie understands fully that her dad would gladly take her by the tail and throw her into the chocolate river. But then, he doesn't keep her from going and stealing socks from the black hole wormhole so then she thought "Is this a conspiracy?" and called Isolde to check up on her but Isolde was missing. <br><br>So they went out to find her (hopefully) Then they stumbled upon the Llewellyn Inaction Figure So they played with it and took off into the woods, flying atop the crymic hipoptomus. at which point Llewelyn exhaled a massive fireball that took out the Christmas decorations all over the pond of cheese which made it fondue. Then Millie grabbed a light sabre and began swinging it at the oak tree next to the strange giant yellow polka dotted furry tall hyper glastic sidwise winding described in great detail car that was rolling towards her. <br><br>Then Ozy with a giant watermelon uncharacteristically vandalizes the car which was so shocking that Millie began to eat Ozy's watermelon. "Can you get me a full fresh brown salty eggo waffle for june? And also some of the crispy pink frosted doughnuts from Chi-Chi's that sing lullabies to the topwise hemoglobious spatial cunducting electricity all over the place. Then, while the masses are distracted, we with sub standard joy will begin to put rasins in ice cream."<br><br>But where is O&M? In the attic of Llewellyn's castle next to the Starbucks of doom where many have succombed to the temptation inherent in the consumption of evil hot beverages that produce blue candy canes that turn your tounge a ghastly shade of purple. Ozy then asked "What's wrong with purple?" Millie replied, "Nothing, as far as I know." <br><br>So Ozy got a notion to take Millie to the Saturday night Zen Festival for the first time. He thought zen philosophy would do good things for Millie, but there's a catch. Millie wanted world domination, as well as unlimited access to the wonderful blowtorches and ponies at Chi-Chi's. Ozy opposed her, until Millie reminded him that Chi-chi's has fried green tomatoes. Ozy then grabbed both her arms and spun her arond then told her "We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow rose was her favorite but red is nice. And so is rice! But I'm done talking." <br><br>Ozy then grabbed his hat. Millie started chasing him, then Ozy tripped on Timulty, who then screamed at Ozy because Timulty was tying his spaghetti around the large box of various candies. Ozy apologized to Timulty and said "Sorry Timulty but my brain is busy thinking about "Zen" Timulty then proceeded to dance like a crazed dragon horned buger picker. Millie started to build a likeness to Tim's brother out of cheese. The variety of cheese which has an odd green and blue smell. <br><br>The cheese statue then got eaten by Avery which made him hallucinate that he was cool. Llewellyn walked up and contented to Avery that being cool is really a figment of imagination that only leads to massive brain hemmoraging and complete and total insanity. So Avery began to run to the playground, saying something like, "I think guns are cool." But then he trips and knocks over the stained blue glass vase spilling its contents on the Mountain Dew-stained carpet, which Mrs. Mudd then set fire to.<br><br>Suddenly, Isolde reappeared and

[Zaaphod]

grabbed Avery by the

[Doctor Fred]

ear, dragging him to