OMG another newb!

[Bocaj Claw]

Ah yes. The aardvarks. I hear they're enjoying this weather. And so are the mangos. *me passes Sparrow a brown paper bag*

[The_Sparrow_]

ah, thank you. Here is your delivery *pulls a tree frog out of his fur and gives it to Bocaj* and your change *gives Bocaj an empty plastic bag*

And remember, if the Lemurs ask, you got that from Anabell the giraffe.

[Bocaj Claw]

Yes. Anabelle the Giraffe. Indeed. Mmm. Yes. Huh. Exclamation. *puts frog in plastic bag and staples bag to hand*

[Deich]

Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?

[Bocaj Claw]

I did. You didn't sign the last check. You won't have Reality Service for another couple hours at least. Or the rest of your life. Whichever comes first.

[Deich]

...Do I at least get a Twinkie?

[Bocaj Claw]

With lots of imagination and a tiiiiiiny bit of magic, no.

[osprey]

Welcome to DC!

[Muninn]

Welcome to the forums Deich.