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I would create a massive botnet to register accounts on message boards and post interesting topics.

This is a legit good topic. Awesome job!

I would buy a time machine and go back in time and post the question so I could get that compliment.

I would by you a green dress; but not a real green dress (that's cruel!).

..."if"?

I always thought it would be cool if you were a billionaire to do random things, like buy all the baseball hats in Nevada to intentionally create a shortage, or give a library a million dollars to do whatever they want with.

I would give 50 million dollars to a random hobo at a Houston city intersection.

I would dress up as a hobo at a Houston city intersection.

I would by you a green dress; but not a real green dress (that's cruel!).

Ily :DDD

I would by you a green dress; but not a real green dress (that's cruel!).

Ily DD

I was a bit disappointed that nobody had thought of this first.