Ways To Piss Off Texans
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Ways to Piss off Texans:
1. Sell the state back to Mexico
2. Forget the Alamo
3. ...?
Also:
1. Sell the state back to Mexico
2. Forget the Alamo
3. ...?
Also:
Re: Ways To Piss Off Texans
The best way to piss of a Texan is to claim that they're all jealous of the northeast's superiority.
Seriously in my experience this is the best way.
Seriously in my experience this is the best way.
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Re: Ways To Piss Off Texans
Slap them in the face and run away giggling.
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Re: Ways To Piss Off Texans
i pantsless HATE THE NORTHEAST
ALL YOU YANKEES THINK YOU'RE SO COOL AND WE'RE ALL RACIST HICKS
ALL YOU YANKEES THINK YOU'RE SO COOL AND WE'RE ALL RACIST HICKS
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Re: Ways To Piss Off Texans
be black.
be jewish.
be of any non-white, non-christian based background.
be.
be jewish.
be of any non-white, non-christian based background.
be.
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Re: Ways To Piss Off Texans
Explain to them that, in fact, the dog will hunt.
Re: Ways To Piss Off Texans
Just so you guys know the majority of Texans will be Hispanic pretty soon.
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Show us the silence in the rise,
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Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...
Re: Ways To Piss Off Texans
Act out this scene from SpongeBob (though you should probably slow it down a bit).
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Re: Ways To Piss Off Texans
So we should start coming up with some Taco Bell/Texas jokes?
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Re: Ways To Piss Off Texans
Angela are you going to become a mexican soon, or did you already become one?
Re: Ways To Piss Off Texans
I parsed this asALL YOU YANKEES THINK YOU'RE SO COOL AND WE'RE ALL RACIST HICKS
-ALL YOU YANKEES THINK YOU'RE SO COOL.
and
-WE'RE ALL RACIST HICKS.
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Re: Ways To Piss Off Texans
The majority of South Africa was and is black, didn't stop the Afrikaans... To be perfectly blunt, that means nothing. At least the Italians and the Irish in the northeast were honest about hating eachother... Of course thats all very outmoded. But it goes to show you that a state becoming predominantly anything doesn't stop the hate. However, for the sake of my own hypocrisy (and to stay on topic), I must say, yay to "Forgetting the Alamo". It was a fight for independence based on the outlaw of slavery in Mexico, something that pissed off ol' Davey Crocket rather mightily. Also I despise the word cussing... Its "swearing" you fuckin' redneck morons. Also, its not "to the beach" its "down the shore".... Although, thats strictly speaking, a Jersey vernacular... If you find this offensive click here. It'll cheer you up (I hope). Cheers .Just so you guys know the majority of Texans will be Hispanic pretty soon.
Re: Ways To Piss Off Texans
But the point is Texas will soon have widespread genuine Mexican food.
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Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...
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Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...
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Re: Ways To Piss Off Texans
Now that is worth it...But the point is Texas will soon have widespread genuine Mexican food.
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