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Omegle! Chat with random scary people! Like me!

Postby Doc Sigma » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:48 pm

Good lord, go to www.omegle.com and have fun talking to random wankers. This site is way too much fun.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: how did dairy queen get pregnant?
You: Some horrific accident involving the whirly ice cream maker
You: The tragic thing is, she's not really pregnant. It's just a tumor filled with millions of spiders
Stranger: no, burger king forgot to cover his whopper...
You: Hah!
Stranger: :)
You: Special orders *DO* upset him...
Stranger: haha yea...
You: He likes to sneak up on people and be like "HEY! Play my Xbox game! It's like Left 4 Dead mixed with SURPRISE HAMBURGER"
You: Thousands of people died
You: We now call this tragic event "Christmas"
Stranger: wtf?
You: In 1865, a group of Canadian commandos escaped from military prison and formed The Eh Team
You: I PITY THE HOSER
You: so instead of Mister T it's just a big inflatable sheep they all have sex with
Stranger: Beeep bip bip beepppp....
You: DOO DOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: It was released theatrically in the USA as "The Road to Wellville", with Mister T replaced with Dr. Kellogg and the exploding jeeps replaced with enemas
You: "The Road to Wellville" is the perfect movie for those who feel that many enemas are funnier than one enema or no enemas
You: Oh, my next patient has just arrived. Nice talking with you!
You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle! Chat with random scary people! Like me!

Postby nickspoon » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:27 pm

Chatroulette is the new Omegle. Like Omegle, except much creepier.
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Postby Rooster » Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:26 pm

Wow Doc, you totally fried that dude's mind.

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Re: Omegle! Chat with random scary people! Like me!

Postby Arloest » Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:08 pm

I am legitimately afraid to go on this website.
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Postby Doc Sigma » Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:02 pm

Chatroulette is the new Omegle. Like Omegle, except much creepier.
I have had a LOT of fun with chatroulette. I usually will use Super Webcam to stream my desktop, and have it set up so that the people who land on me will see something truly, truly horrifying.

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Postby Happy Rutabegas year » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:26 pm

Chatroulette is the new Omegle. Like Omegle, except much creepier.
this. Also, I've found that on Omegle you rarely get anything other than a mental case, whereas on chatroulette I've gotten several nice people to talk to me even though I don't have a webcam

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Re: Omegle! Chat with random scary people! Like me!

Postby A dude named Vince » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:14 am

My very first conversation with a stranger.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gay ?
You: nah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Interpret that how you will.

My second conversation, 2 minutes later.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
*pause here*
You: I can't think of anything to say 0.0
Stranger: neither can I
You: damn.....
*another pause*
Stranger: lets fu*k
You: D=
You have disconnected.
Just my luck I guess.
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Postby likeafox » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:28 am

I gave it several tries and got pretty much the same results as Vince.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: I came to see what kind of a website this is.
Stranger: are you male or female?
You: I am a man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey asl
You: 24 m canada
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, no sex please
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I won't post the fourth one because all the person did was curse at me.

It was an interesting idea but... I really don't like this site.

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Postby Bocaj Claw » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:46 am

I saw a news broadcast about chatroulette or the webcam roulette site which called it a paradise for pedophiles. This joins facebook, myspace, IRC, the internet, the bus station, the written word, graffiti on bathroom stalls, actual bathroom stalls, and pediatrician offices as other places the news has described as pedophile paradise.
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Postby Doc Sigma » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:10 am

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Re: Omegle! Chat with random scary people! Like me!

Postby likeafox » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:36 am

After four or so more tries I found somebody that would actually engage me in a conversation.
You: no asl
You: no sex please
Stranger: what's asl
You: age/sex/location
You: How are you today?
Stranger: i don't understand what you said
You: What it means is: I do not want us to share our age, sex, or location information
You: I would like an anonymous chat
You: At least, for now.
Stranger: 哦,还是不懂
You: ooo 中國語
You: I do not speak Chinese. Sorry.
Stranger: What is the use of this site
You: It is to talk to strangers. It is a bad website. People are very rude here.
Stranger: o
You: I am not rude, though ^^
We talked for about half an hour. Stranger was a programmer as well. It was a bit of alright.

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Postby Liz » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:57 am

Obviously you all suck at not getting crazy, sex-deprived people:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 元気?
You: I don't understaand D:
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: United States
Stranger: Which state?
You: Virginia
Stranger: one of the 13 colonies?
You: 13 ORGINAL colonies.
You: Oh crap. Spelled original wrong.
You: Hahaha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 18.
Stranger: old enough to spell correctly!
You: Indeed I am!
Stranger: Ok, I am a lot older than you
You: No surprise there.
Stranger: so, you can dissconect if ya want
Stranger: I am 29
You: Well, I'm not looking for sex.
You: <<
Stranger: GOOOOOD
You: I just wanted to talk to strangers and eat their candy D:
You: And get in their white vans.
Stranger: This site is crazy sometimes
Stranger: guys wont talk to me, cos I am a guy....
You: Hahaha. I know some friends who have had that
You: Where they would be asked "a/s/l" and then when they say they're a man they get disconnected.
Stranger: thats why, I type in Japanese. Most people will just dissconect me, or call me a 'chink'
Stranger: as it happens, i am neither
Stranger: I am English.
You: That is an awesome way to weed out the crazy ones!
Stranger: aye
Stranger: Well, people who genuinely want to chat, will talk to me. If they are pricks, they will just.... go
You: Aaah
You: To be honest
You: You're the first stranger I've spoken to on this site.
Stranger: really?
You: Yeah. I suppose I'm lucky because I DIDN'T get a crazy person.
Stranger: hahaha
You: Albeit, you still could be crazy.
Stranger: wait until some 15 year old texan is asking you for nudes....
You: Or some forty year old in his mid-life crises looking for an affair.
Stranger: there should be age groups on this site, would make it a lot easier...
You: Definitely.
You: Although I find that people my age are mostly retarded to talk to.
Stranger: I have had interesting convos on here tho, they are not all crazy
You: From my first experience, I can say I'm not too surprised!
Stranger: but
You: You must be lucky though. I know some who have had nothing but crazy people.
Stranger: I had 2 arguements yesterday! in the space of 10 minutes
You: Actually, not even crazy people. Just sex deprived people.
You: That is awesome
Stranger: i don't get that, go look at another site, if your in the mood.
Stranger: I wanna know
Stranger: what the ratio is
Stranger: of guys finding 'horny' girls on this website are
You: Hahaha
You: I would like to know that too
Stranger: Maybe there is some.. I pretend to be a girl sometimes. Then when they tell me where they are from, I mention such n such war crime and disconect them.
You: Haha. Now I almost want to pretend to be someone I'm not.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: that is not what I want goddamit...
You: Of course
You: Honest people would be nice
You: You have no idea if I'm honest or not though! You're taking a gamble with this site.
Stranger: yes
You: Anyways, I never expected to be caught up in an actual conversation
Stranger: I am not about to start giving out my phone number
You: Me neither xD
Stranger: do you live near Richmond?
You: I'm being waited on, but I found you interesting so I wouldn't mind speaking again, perhaps over AIM
You: A bit o:
Stranger: oh, I have MSN
Stranger: anyway, I wondered
Stranger: do you know the band Avail?
You: Hmmm
You: Nope. Don't think so.
Stranger: seems they were from Reston
Stranger: VA
You: Aaah. I don't know where that is.
Stranger: oh
You: I live the eastern side of the state.
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: wikipedia says so
You: Random question haha
Stranger: I do not use it too often tho
You: I don't have an msn. Just AIM and YIM
Stranger: yim?
Stranger: is yahoo?
You: Yes
Stranger: ok, it works with MSN
You: Oh!
Stranger: my mam uses it
You: I had no idea
Stranger: when she is drunk
You: I have a question
Stranger: yep
You: Just so I know I'm not talking to someone I perhaps know
You: You wouldn't happen to go by Doc Sigma, eh?
Stranger: hahaha, how could that be possible!
Stranger: whats that
Stranger: sorry
You: Haha
You: Okay
You: That answers my question
Stranger: unless I am lieing.
You: True
Stranger: lying?
You: Lying
Stranger: that spelling gets me everytime
Stranger: What is your name? I am Jon, by the way
You: My name is Liz
Stranger: nice to meet ya.... (virtualy)
You: Haha. Yes. Same to you
You: My yahoo is loveinpurgatory. and just so we have things straight, this is completely platonic. ;)
Stranger: duuuude
You: Not to throw you off with the winky smily
Stranger: I use magazines from the 80's to get my kicks, that you very much!
Stranger: thank*
You: Hahaha
You: I won't be on tonight. I need to sleep soon and someone is waiting on me. Heheh
Stranger: yeah thats cool, I rarely use it to be honest. Only when I'm bored
Stranger: but, maybe catch up one day
You: Perhaps!
You: Have a good night, Jon
You: Pleasure talkin' to ya
Stranger: ok! take it easyyyyyy
You: o/
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Re: Omegle! Chat with random scary people! Like me!

Postby Happy Rutabegas year » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:10 am

My best friend in middle school told me that when she was 12, she used to go into chatrooms and pretend to be a 19 year old girl and cyber with people just because she though it was hilarious to imagine these old guys thinking they were talking to a hot woman and it was really a little preteen.

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Re: Omegle! Chat with random scary people! Like me!

Postby Gecko » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:47 am

Oh I remember being on Omegle with some friends a couple of months ago; only time I ever used the site. =O

We had 4 comedic conversations (i.e. with the hilariously sexually frustrated segment of the population); curiously, all four people claimed they were guys from Maine.

Seeing as my Thanksgiving Turkey picture was out-of-[the-fascist]-line, I don't think it would be DC-appropriate for me to go into detail about them. :<
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Re: Omegle! Chat with random scary people! Like me!

Postby osprey » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:49 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey, what's the best movie to watch high?
You: hmmm
You: Breakfast CLub
Stranger: not bad, not bad
You: yeah
Stranger: already seen it though.
Stranger: any other suggestions?
You: hmm
You: You Don't Mess With the Zohan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: what's up
You: WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME?!
You: IS IT BECAUSE I DON'T DRESS SEXY ENOUGH?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tell me something interesting
You: the sea is entirely filled with Mountain Dew
Stranger: really
You: yeah
Stranger: then why can't we drink it
You: because all of the mermen contaminated it with their semen
Stranger: of course
You: yeah, damn horny sea people
Stranger: they couldn't just come into mermaids?
You: nah, mermaids only exist in Norway
You: so all the other Mermen in the world can't get any
Stranger: i guess they all just go on omegle then
You: they've been trying to hit on human chicks on nude beaches, but that hasn't worked out well
You: what are you saying? WHO TOLD YOU? WAS IT POSEIDON?! I'M GETTING UT OF HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.
Edit: Damn, I'd have thought this'd be a surefire green light to hilarity...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 / f / New Hampshire
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Another edit, had to add this:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: we get signal!
Stranger: Are you
a) horny guy looking for horny girl
b) horny girl looking for horny guy
c) guy wanting to talk to guy
d)girl wanting to talk to a girl
You: e) a mutant crayfish looking for a horny lobster
Stranger: sweet
You: yeah babby
Stranger: you take your claaw and grip that exoskelaton!
Stranger: HOT
You: throw me on an expensive plate and slather me with butter
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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