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So tomorrow is Halloween, I don't know how many of you are going to parties or even trick or treating or what, but I have to make this plea.

PLEASE DO NOT ORDER ANY PIZZA!

I worked at a pizza place for 3 years, and Halloween was always a nightmare. It really is the scariest day of the year. The phone calls started early and ended late. I remember one year working an 10 hour shift and it was just awful. Non stop phone calls, pizzas are always late, people calling and complaining, and our drivers couldn't hurry because they had to be on the lookout for young kids running around. It was always such a mess and every year we'd try to make enough dough for the day but we always had to end up making more... and that takes time dammit! TIME!

I would have been closing this year too... so please, please do not order any pizza from anywhere. Please, give them a break. Buy a frozen pizza... go to your grocery store's deli... that place should be totally dead. And you can have all the food you want.

So yes, no pizza, okay guys? please think of the pizza people ^_^
(and no I'm not trolling or spamming, I'm being dead serious here. I feel for those people, I still have nightmares about it)

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Okay, really? That's just...wow.

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A little bit presumptuous? It reads better than most of the 'comics' that some girls draw.

Girl is obviously trolling and you guys fell for it so I laugh at you.

Girl is obviously trolling and you guys fell for it so I laugh at you.

I now feel bad about this situation.

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I see what you did there

Girl is obviously trolling and you guys fell for it so I laugh at you.

That's the thing, I really couldn't tell if she was doing that or just being retarded. I'm still not sure.

Really? I thought it was pretty obvious.

Well, in that case, I guess I just fail at life.

And to the real topic at hand, I'll say what I said when she posted this on the other forum; I stocked up on Digiorno for the occasion.

Well, in that case, I guess I just fail at life.

And to the real topic at hand, I'll say what I said when she posted this on the other forum; I stocked up on Digiorno for the occasion.

I didn't know you were Ted the Mechanic... cool

HELLO

On that note don't get any pantsless hoagies/subs/sandwiches anything on Super Bowl Sunday

if you're going to change my posts to other accounts, at least give me access to that account

So yeah, my parents ordered pizza earlier today, but I wasn't a part of that, because I was at work, which segues into this:

Buy a frozen pizza... go to your grocery store's deli... that place should be totally dead. And you can have all the food you want.

No. Just no. Assuming you have not worked in a grocery deli/food court, we make pizza too.

and wings.

and we had calls NONSTOP as well. luckily, I was on the front end, not the deli. but one of our firehouses was doing a haunted house, so they ordered, oh, just 41 pizzas. Y'know, not too much.

and then the customers all getting four or five or six, etc.

No. Just no. Assuming you have not worked in a grocery deli/food court, we make pizza too.

I did but I usually worked nights. I'd start at like 5 around when people would begin trick or treating, so maybe it was busy before then but during the night on Halloween, at least the one I worked at, was totally dead.