Ants.

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:01 am

So, I was taking a shower last night when I suddenly noticed 5 rather huge ants on the shower head. It kind of freaked me out, but it made me start thinking about ants.

Ants are flipping EVERYWHERE, and they are the only creature besides man that engages in warfare. They create huge, complex tunnel systems. They are FASCINATING.

But fire ants are stupid and they bite. And worst of all, they are FOREIGNERS who got here illegitimately and take our land by building mounds in it and attack us if we tread on it. Deport fire ants.

So, what is your opinion of ants?

Comrade K · Postby **Comrade K** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:13 am

Ants are pretty fascinating. But anthills suck. They litter the fields around my house, and some of them are hard to see, so you end up hitting them on the fourwheeler and almost flipping. And red ants bite and I hate them so I commit mass anticide whenever I find them. With Fire.

nickspoon · Postby **nickspoon** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:18 am

Don't like ants.

Ibun · Postby **Ibun** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:22 am

My aunt Danielle looks like a pantsless oompa loompa with her fake tan.

datherman · Postby **datherman** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:30 am

I rather dislike them.

Sim Ant, on the other hand...

Dr. Dos · Postby **Dr. Dos** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:44 am

Thanks ants. Thants.

Baconsticks · Postby **Baconsticks** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:52 am

Ants are flipping EVERYWHERE, and they are the only creature besides man that engages in warfare.

Wrong. Communities of chimpanzees in the wild have been known to go to war with each other.

Also jews. They did 9/11

nickspoon · Postby **nickspoon** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:52 am

Thanks ants. Thants.

Bless you, ants. Blants.

Doc Sigma · Postby **Doc Sigma** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:57 am

Thanks ants. Thants.
Bless you, ants. Blants.

Imhotep is invisible.

Several years ago, my father and I witnessed a MASSIVE ANT WAR while walking through the woods at a state park. The small, fast fire ants were waging war against the slow, huge black ants. We must have watched it for at least an hour. It was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen. There must have been THOUSANDS of ants. The battle even took to the "skies" as both sides had flying ants as well!

TyVulpine · Postby **TyVulpine** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:09 pm

Also jews. They did 9/11

*Facepalm*

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:50 pm

I don't have any ants. My mom was the only girl in her sibling group.

Liz · Postby **Liz** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:51 am

Ants is a pretty good movie.

D-puff · Postby **D-puff** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:58 am

Ants is a pretty good movie.

No, A Bugs Life was a good movie. Ants was just not A Bugs Life.

Baconsticks · Postby **Baconsticks** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:11 am

Also jews. They did 9/11
*Facepalm*

It's a joke.

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:23 am

Ants are flipping EVERYWHERE, and they are the only creature besides man that engages in warfare.
Wrong. Communities of chimpanzees in the wild have been known to go to war with each other.

I think the term I was going for was "mass warfare". Also, I am never wrong.

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