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Anybody got a "folk remedy" for a clogged toilet?

A plunger!

Lots of acid.

Your hands.

Anybody got a "folk remedy" for a clogged toilet?

Use a porta-potty instead.

Anybody got a "folk remedy" for a clogged toilet?

Use about three strategically placed cherry bombs.

Have some professional place do it while you laze around.

Or, use some of that acidic stuff that cleans every damn thing it comes in contact with (not folk but it should help)

Anybody got a "folk remedy" for a clogged toilet?

Use about three strategically placed cherry bombs.

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

I suggest investing in a pipe cleaner in record-breaking size, and use that.

Man I wish I could come up with something more witty than a stick of TNT...but I can't. Dang I'm a lousy morning person.

Yeah, I got one. DON'T eat McDonalds, tones of fried chicken, ridiculous amounts of steak, or prunes and get on the crapper.

Use Rooster's baked beans solution and just fart it on through.

A stick and a plastic bag.

Stab the turd (or "winkie") to death with the stick. Wrap the end of the stick used in the plastic bag. Dispose of in your least favorite neighbour's garden.

Dave Barry once suggested a handgun, but warned not to try it in a public restroom.