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Aaaaaah... commercial stuff ain't workin'

Postby Doc Sigma » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:06 pm

Anybody got a "folk remedy" for a clogged toilet?

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Postby Fritz » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:30 pm

A plunger!

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Postby Archaemic » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:35 pm

Lots of acid. :locke:

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Postby Baconsticks » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:51 pm

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Re: Aaaaaah... commercial stuff ain't workin'

Postby Gecko » Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:05 am

Doc Sigma wrote:Anybody got a "folk remedy" for a clogged toilet?


Use a porta-potty instead.
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Re: Aaaaaah... commercial stuff ain't workin'

Postby gforce422 » Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:37 am

Doc Sigma wrote:Anybody got a "folk remedy" for a clogged toilet?


Use about three strategically placed cherry bombs.
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Postby Foxhound » Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:36 am

Have some professional place do it while you laze around.

Or, use some of that acidic stuff that cleans every damn thing it comes in contact with (not folk but it should help)
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Postby Kyler Thatch » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:11 am

gforce422 wrote:
Doc Sigma wrote:Anybody got a "folk remedy" for a clogged toilet?

Use about three strategically placed cherry bombs.

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Postby osprey » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:50 am

I suggest investing in a pipe cleaner in record-breaking size, and use that.
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Postby Ibun » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:56 am

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Postby GeorgiaCoyote » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:19 pm

Man I wish I could come up with something more witty than a stick of TNT...but I can't. Dang I'm a lousy morning person.
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Postby Moddex » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:24 pm

Yeah, I got one. DON'T eat McDonalds, tones of fried chicken, ridiculous amounts of steak, or prunes and get on the crapper. :laugh:
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Postby KJ Fellie » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:43 pm

Use Rooster's baked beans solution and just fart it on through.
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Postby rabid_fox » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:36 pm

A stick and a plastic bag.

Stab the turd (or "winkie") to death with the stick. Wrap the end of the stick used in the plastic bag. Dispose of in your least favorite neighbour's garden.
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:50 pm

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