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Because my mind wanders when I start to get bored and/or tired...

Back pocket, even if it is empty.

Front right pocket when I'm carrying it. On my drawing table when I'm not. Are you planning to mug me any time soon?

Front right pocket when I'm carrying it. On my drawing table when I'm not. Are you planning to mug me any time soon?

I'm not that good

...if you kept it in your back pocket, maybe.

I also carry my wallet in the front pocket; but right now it's downstairs on a windowsill with my keys and my iPod.

I keep it in my back pocket, and now that I have a thinner wallet than before (went from a tri-fold to bi-fold, much better choice imo) I barely notice it back there when sitting and stuff.

and I'm usually wearing a hoodie that covers the top of my back pocket RKN. If you tried to steal it, I'd know (also if you tried to steal it from me at work, because my work pants have weird back pockets that make it almost impossible to pull the damn thing out with ease. but still, Dickies ftw!)

If you tried to steal it, I'd know

This is what distractions are for

curses, he's right!

hmmm... I think I'd have to chase you down, which wouldn't be all that hard for me I don't think.

It's usually just sitting a foot away from me on my desk.

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Empty.

I keep mine in my coat pocket. In fact, it's there right now.

I pretty much leave it there, because otherwise I forget it when I go places.

Front pocket ever since some kid tried to slip it out of my back pocket on the T.

Front right pocket.

A purse, you silly non-females.

back right pocket.

on the rare occurrences I'm in a crowded area I'll move it to my coats zip up pockets.

i dont like it anywhere else, because i habitually check to make sure its there. if its not, there is usually a brief moment of "oh, pants"

right coat pocket