Hey Michael! Guess what?
[12:33am]Michael: What up?
[12:33am]Johnathan: Not much.
You know how I do weird stuff when I'm bored
Well I was bored while playing gh5
you made a masterpiece?
[12:34am]Johnathan: So out of pure randomness I created all of the members of Gorillaz on the create a rocker and played feel good inc
[12:35am]Michael: thats incredible!!
[12:35am]Johnathan: I know! It worked perfectly!
Except for when the singer started rapping.
That was a little awkward
[20:02] <MuffinPaws> THANKS INTERNET
[20:02] <Gecko> The internet has been an amazing revolution in LIFE.
[20:02] <Gecko> Yeah. xD
[20:02] <MuffinPaws> First
[20:02] <Gecko> I could fill up a thousand lifetimes with the internet.
[20:02] <MuffinPaws> Indeed
[20:02] <Gecko> But they wouldn't add up to one life I'd want to live.
[20:02] <MuffinPaws> Thats pantsless deep
[20:02] <MuffinPaws> Somebody engrave that on a wall
[20:02] <Gecko> That's what she said.
[20:02] <MuffinPaws> Shut up
[20:02] <Gecko> I'll engrave it on your vaginal wall.
[20:02] <MuffinPaws> :3
[20:02] <Gecko> :3
<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch
[14:30] <MuffinPaws> pawpawpaw swimswimswim
[14:31] <MuffinPaws> sciencesciencescience
[14:31] <Reynardine> pawpawpaw swimswimswim
[14:31] <Tai> Ok maybe that last par
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...
[00:09] <Woof> Fritz wants gecko.
[00:09] <Fritz> we're all gonna room together
Anami and Anami are sitting around Anami says "GRR I AM ANGSTY LET'S EXPRESS ANGST" and so Anami says "ONE OF THE MODS ON DC IS A DICK I POSTED A PICTURE THAT WASN'T REALLY THAT INAPPROPRIATE AND THREE MODS SAW IT AND DID NOTHING THEN A FOURTH ONE SAW IT AND DELETED IT" and Anami says "OMG I HATE MODS >:("
<Tai> I also didn't need to use my butt-ID
<Tai> it was probably expired anyway
<Tai> I need a new one asap
<Muninn> Mattes, can you give Tai your butt-ID?
<Mattes> sure, if you find it
<Muninn> It's not me who has to look for it
<Tai> all you do is wave your butt near the square and it unlocks the door
<Tai> the wonders of technology today
<Muninn> Is that like the eye scan thing at CERN?
<Muninn> Nick can verify that
<Tai> yes butt,
<Tai> it's harder to cut out someone's butt
<Reynardine> sounds like the rfid locks at my uni
<Tai> more secure this way
<nickspoon> I'm presently enjoying the image of Tai waving his butt at a square.
<Tai> it is indeed rfid, I keep the card in my butt pocket
<Reynardine> although, I'm the only one who uses their butt
<nickspoon> I'm unnervingly tempted to do this on the Underground now.
<Tai> do it
<Tai> DO IT
<Muninn> Can you be clothed for it to work?
<Reynardine> of course not
<nickspoon> It would involve jumping about a foot and a half in order to sit on the reader.
<Tai> yes, while I have yet to actually unlock a door with it, I can get it to beep happily and display green
<Tai> I have little use for the labs past 9PM
<Reynardine> there are things that need the card during the day here
<Reynardine> like the library
<Muninn> All of Tai's vigorous butt-leaping at scanners has been captured on CCTV
<Muninn> And will soon wind up on the internet somewhere
<Tai> the readers here are mounted on the wall, it takes effort but it's doable
<Reynardine> ours are conveniently all at butt level
<nickspoon> The readers on the Underground require you to hold the card there for a couple of seconds before the gates open.
<Reynardine> SEPTA card readers aren't rfid, they're magnetic strip, so you have to slide it and can't do it with your butt :C
<Muninn> Yes, the solution is simple
<Muninn> You'll need some firm buttocks though
<Muninn> And good butt-to-eye coordination
<nickspoon> Not a problem.
<Muninn> I think I've used the word "butt" more in the past 20 minutes than I ever have in this chat before
<nickspoon> Butt butt butt.
<Muninn> I have a great fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus
<Muninn> Do you know what his wife is called?
<Muninn> Incontinetia Buttocks
<nickspoon> I'll have you know that he is a high wanking officer in the Woman army!
<nickspoon> Tai Tai Tai
<Tai> I've got it
<Tai> I've got the butt
<nickspoon> You certainly do.
<Tai> i videotyped myself showing me using Butt-ID
<nickspoon> I must see this.
<Tai> and with one quick thrust, the locks loosed a wistful BEEP, and the secret doors opened themselves to me
<Tai> it will not be uploaded
<Tai> not for at least 6 hours
<nickspoon> I will check back in 6 hours.
<Tai> I don't have the phone to PC cord, it's 50 miles away
<Tai> I did not anticipate my usage of Butt-ID
<Tai> pretty sure this comp doens't have it
<Tai> and now I'm a happy Tai, uploading how-to videos regarding how to extract DNA
<Tai> and soon, butt-ID
<c> lol Tai what
<c> what exactly is a butt ID
<Tai> doog get out you don't come here anymore
<Tai> it's what you do to identify yourself
<c> whatever you say fritz
<Tai> with a single bottox
<c> but does it do it by the distribution of weight or what
<Tai> tl;dr rfid card in butt pocket
<c> oh lol
<Tai> oh doog-chan
<nickspoon> It's nicer to think that it actually analyses your butt.
<Tai> HELLO YOUTUBERS CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SUCCESSFUL PURCHASE OF BUTT-ID
<Tai> IN THIS VIDEO TUTORIAL YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO USE YOUR BUTT-ID
<Tai> I had to do three takes of the video, the first one is tl;dr in my opinion
<nickspoon> STEP ONE: WIGGLE BUTT IN PROXIMITY OF SENSOR
<Tai> the second time someone came up to me from the slanting stairs and I had to explain what I was doing, trying not to use the word butt-id
<Tai> I wonder just how much of my performance she saw
<nickspoon> I suspect that, had she seen all of it, she would have understood perfectly.
<Tai> that was today's adventure
Muninn> Tai, do you have the link to your butt ID video handy?
<Tai> it is perpetually in my clipboard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zL54fHT8g8
<Tai> I have a need to share my butt-ID link with everyone
(04:38:44 AM) Quexinos: err
(04:38:47 AM) Quexinos: not sure about the butts part but
(04:38:54 AM) on lunatic high: thats what the internet is
(04:38:57 AM) on lunatic high: a series of butts
(04:39:14 AM) Quexinos: okay i am just on the receiving end of some weird ass IM shit tonight XD
<DanTheMan> I read that as <Dr_Dos> so it's a charizard but hot
<Dr_Dos> other way around maybe
<Dr_Dos> charizard :swoon:
07:50 Bocaj That's a hell of a verb Tai.
07:50 Tai Can you conjugate it for me?
07:50 Bocaj What tense/case?
07:50 Tai all of them
07:51 klimt is raped
07:51 Bocaj I snugglemurrpounceglompnugslobberpurrcuddlenoogiepetcollarstrokemassagenuzzlepawheadbonkrubs Klimt; you snugglemurrpounceglompnugslobberpurrcuddlenoogiepetcollarstrokemassagenuzzlepawheadbonkrub Klimt; he snugglemurrpounceglompnugslobberpurrcuddlenoogiepetcollarstrokemassagenuzzlepawheadbonkrubs Klimt.
07:52 Bocaj We snugglemurrpounceglompnugslobberpurrcuddlenoogiepetcollarstrokemassagenuzzlepawheadbonkrub Klimt; they snugglemurrpounceglompnugslobberpurrcuddlenoogiepetcollarstrokemassagenuzzlepawheadbonkrub Klimt.
07:52 Tai now do spanish
07:52 Bocaj Yo snugglemurrpounceglompnugslobberpurrcuddlenoogiepetcollarstrokemassagenuzzlepawheadbonkrubo Klimt
07:52 Bocaj Tu snugglemurrpounceglompnugslobberpurrcuddlenoogiepetcollarstrokemassagenuzzlepawheadbonkrubas Klimt
07:53 Bocaj El/Ella snugglemurrpounceglompnugslobberpurrcuddlenoogiepetcollarstrokemassagenuzzlepawheadbonkruba Klimt
07:53 Tai looool bocaw
07:53 Bocaj Nosotros snugglemurrpounceglompnugslobberpurrcuddlenoogiepetcollarstrokemassagenuzzlepawheadbonkrubamos Klimt
07:53 Tai dont skip vos
07:53 Bocaj DAMN
07:54 Bocaj Vosotros snugglemurrpounceglompnugslobberpurrcuddlenoogiepetcollarstrokemassagenuzzlepawheadbonkrubi'as Klimt?
07:54 Tai :33333
07:54 klimt is gangraped, repeatedly, in multiple languages
07:54 Bocaj Ellos/Ellas snugglemurrpounceglompnugslobberpurrcuddlenoogiepetcollarstrokemassagenuzzlepawheadbonkruban Klimt
<Matthias> my respond http://img249.imageshack.us/i/snapshot201004021.jpg/
<Matthias> http://img535.imageshack.us/i/11032010009l.jpg/ and that because I'm bored
<nickspoon> http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/430/ ... 225234.jpg
<AstroQDrake> turns out its hard to draw upside down on your own arm
<AstroQDrake> http://img145.imageshack.us/i/photoon20 ... t1456.jpg/
And then Mattes turned his black magic from levitating the paper to killing the chatroom
[19:58:05] <Jason> When referring to Newfoundland you are typically referring to both Newfoundland and Labrador
[19:58:20] <randfur> Labrador. :3
[19:58:24] <Jason> Hehe
[19:59:31] <Jason> The province's official name is Newfoundland And Labrador
[19:59:40] <Jason> The two island parts that make it up
[19:59:51] <randfur> Labradorland. :3
[20:00:20] <randfur> That'd be awesome.
[20:02:20] <randfur> Oh there's a Labrador Sea.
[20:02:36] <Jason> They tend to drool a lot.
[20:02:40] <randfur> Hahaha.
<Muffy> TIME TO GO
<Jas^o^n> bye Muffy
<tai> time to die
<tai> time to die
<tai> time to die
<Jas^o^n> This is for you
<tai> \o Muffinpaws
<Jas^o^n> This is yours
<Jas^o^n> This is yours
<Jas^o^n> This is for you
<Jas^o^n> Follow me
* Muffy follows jason
<Jas^o^n> Come on
<Arloest> follow you will you
<Arloest> follow me too
* Muffy confused
<tai> run away
<tai> come on
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