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[13:50] Jason: Some day
[13:50] Jason: when I have my own band
[13:51] Jason: We're going to do a cover of Over The Hills And Far Away
[13:51] Jason: and change the lyrics slightly
[13:51] Jason: So that it's unambiguous
[13:51] Liz: hmm?
[13:51] Jason: and it specifically tells my interpretation of the story
[13:52] Liz: Hahaha
[13:52] Liz: Didn't you think his own wife was sending him mail or something
[13:52] Liz: I can't remember
[13:52] Jason: Yes
[13:53] Liz: then I ruined it for you xD
[13:53] Jason: No you didn't
[13:53] Liz: And told you it was that cheating whore
[13:53] Jason: You only proved that the lyrics were ambiguous and could be interpreted either way :V
[13:53] Liz: Not really.
[13:53] Liz: It's totally the same person
[13:53] Jason: That's just what you THINK though xD
[13:53] Liz: Because he didn't mention a wife at all
[13:53] Jason: It doesn't say that anywhere in the song
[13:53] Liz: It doesn't say it was someone else
[13:54] Liz: he didn't introduce another character
[13:54] Jason: pppsssshhhh
[13:54] Jason: My version will be told
[13:54] Jason: and then it will be unambiguous
[13:54] Jason: and it will be CLEAR
[13:54] Jason: that he loves his wife
[13:54] Liz: laawl
[13:54] Liz: Then it wouldn't make sense
[13:54] Jason: YES IT WOULD
[13:54] Liz: No it won't
[13:55] Jason: I was simply telling you that I was going to redo the song
[13:55] Jason: I thought we concluded this when we debated it a year ago xD
[13:55] Liz: Obviously we didn't!
[13:55] Jason: Haha
[13:55] Liz: The mailer is the cheating wife!
[13:55] Liz: He wants to be BACK in her arms!
[13:55] Jason: NUH UH
[13:55] Liz: YES HUH
[13:55] Liz: He probably never had a wife
[13:55] Jason: Why the hell would he go to jail for her
[13:56] Liz: 'cause
[13:56] Liz: He loves his best friend's wife.
[13:56] Jason: So he'd be like
[13:56] Liz: and would probably executed on charges of adultry
[13:56] Jason: I couldn't have committed robbery because I was busy bangin your wife
[13:56] Liz: If he admitted to sleeping with the wife
[13:56] Liz: Because
[13:56] Liz: that's what they did back then
[13:56] Jason: NUH D:<
[13:56] Liz: NEH
[13:57] Liz: He either loved her
[13:57] Jason: Your version still sucked
[13:57] Liz: or didn't want to die
[13:57] Liz: IT'S RIGHT THOUGH
[13:57] Liz: And more logical!
[13:57] Jason: It's only probable
[13:57] Jason: But you're still making assumptions
[13:57] Liz: No I'm not!
[13:57] Jason: YES
[13:58] Jason: You can't assume who "she" is
[13:58] Liz: I actually have something to BASE my "THEORY" on
[13:58] Liz: What do YOU have?
[13:58] Jason: A better story
[13:58] Liz: Lawl
[13:58] Liz: A fairy tale
[13:58] Liz: that's what you have
[13:58] Jason: Well YOU have a VAGINA
[13:58] Jason: I win by default
[13:58] Liz: Well you have one too
[13:58] Liz: on the inside
[13:59] Jason: wtf xD
[13:59] Liz: in your head
[13:59] Liz: so
[13:59] Jason: lol
[14:02] Liz: You wanting the story to have an unrealistic, romantic theme where the guy suddenly seeks redemption for his possible betrayal and wanting to be with his own wife now makes you have a metaphorical vagina.
[14:02] Jason: :(
[14:03] Liz: I'm pretty sure the guy was single and had pent up sexual feelings for his best friend's hottie wife.
[14:03] Jason: Maybe
[14:03] Jason: he had
[14:04] Jason: sexual feelings
[14:04] Jason: But he loved his wife
[14:04] Jason: so he would never do anything to hurt her
[14:04] Liz: Lawl
[14:04] Liz: Any wife who doesn't put out for her husband is gay.
[14:04] Liz: And vice versa.
[14:05] Jason: It was just one single night of indiscretion
[14:05] Jason: after they had some drinks!
[14:05] Liz: So you'd forgive me if I slept with someone else
[14:05] Liz: And went to jail for 10 years
[14:05] Jason: NO D:<
[14:05] Jason: This is different
[14:05] Jason: His wife doesn't know about it and he went to jail to keep his marriage alive
[14:06] Liz: I'm pretty sure he wants his best friend's wife.
[14:06] Liz: They're not going to sleep together one day and then not talk again after that.
[14:06] Jason: Yes
[14:06] Jason: they are
[14:06] Jason: Well not stop talking
[14:06] Jason: no
[14:06] Jason: They'd still be friends
[14:06] Liz: psssh
[14:06] Jason: because they've been friends for forever
[14:06] Liz: Your story is stupid
[14:07] Jason: But they wouldn't have any more sex
[14:07] Liz: and he wants to get back in her pants :O
[14:07] Liz: I mean
[14:07] Liz: skirt
[14:07] Jason: He wants to get back in his OWN WIFE'S pants
[14:07] Liz: Psh
[14:07] Jason: I mean
[14:07] Jason: skirt
[14:07] Liz: He never had a wife
[14:07] Jason: YES
[14:07] Liz: Prove it!

<_5hfifty> north korea bought the DVD box set of mash on ebay for military intelligence

18:30 Jason: *stomach growls*
18:32 Liz: -pets your stomach-

<BSP> Does anyone do dancing?
<DanTheMan> I make Rick Astley look good
<DanTheMan> (so no)
<Muninn> Dan is Rick Astley
<DanTheMan> I'm never gonna give you up
<DanTheMan> never gonna let you down
<DanTheMan> unless you want me to, of course
<Muninn> I want you to back up away from me
<DanTheMan> 'cause there might be situations in which holding you up would be horribly inconvenient for the both of us
<DanTheMan> driving, for instance
<DanTheMan> ...OR HURT YOU!~