Funny IM/Chat Thread

A place to talk about anything (that doesn't belong in the other forums).

Moderator: Æron

User avatar
likeafox
Administrator
Posts: 1841
Joined: Sat Oct 18, 2003 10:32 pm
Location: Canada
Contact:

Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby likeafox » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:37 pm

Another typical argument
[13:50] Jason: Some day
[13:50] Jason: when I have my own band
[13:51] Jason: We're going to do a cover of Over The Hills And Far Away
[13:51] Jason: and change the lyrics slightly
[13:51] Jason: So that it's unambiguous
[13:51] Liz: hmm?
[13:51] Jason: and it specifically tells my interpretation of the story
[13:52] Liz: Hahaha
[13:52] Liz: Didn't you think his own wife was sending him mail or something
[13:52] Liz: I can't remember
[13:52] Jason: Yes
[13:53] Liz: then I ruined it for you xD
[13:53] Jason: No you didn't
[13:53] Liz: And told you it was that cheating whore
[13:53] Jason: You only proved that the lyrics were ambiguous and could be interpreted either way :V
[13:53] Liz: Not really.
[13:53] Liz: It's totally the same person
[13:53] Jason: That's just what you THINK though xD
[13:53] Liz: Because he didn't mention a wife at all
[13:53] Jason: It doesn't say that anywhere in the song
[13:53] Liz: It doesn't say it was someone else
[13:54] Liz: he didn't introduce another character
[13:54] Jason: pppsssshhhh
[13:54] Jason: My version will be told
[13:54] Jason: and then it will be unambiguous
[13:54] Jason: and it will be CLEAR
[13:54] Jason: that he loves his wife
[13:54] Liz: laawl
[13:54] Liz: Then it wouldn't make sense
[13:54] Jason: YES IT WOULD
[13:54] Liz: No it won't
[13:55] Jason: I was simply telling you that I was going to redo the song
[13:55] Jason: I thought we concluded this when we debated it a year ago xD
[13:55] Liz: Obviously we didn't!
[13:55] Jason: Haha
[13:55] Liz: The mailer is the cheating wife!
[13:55] Liz: He wants to be BACK in her arms!
[13:55] Jason: NUH UH
[13:55] Liz: YES HUH
[13:55] Liz: He probably never had a wife
[13:55] Jason: Why the hell would he go to jail for her
[13:56] Liz: 'cause
[13:56] Liz: He loves his best friend's wife.
[13:56] Jason: So he'd be like
[13:56] Liz: and would probably executed on charges of adultry
[13:56] Jason: I couldn't have committed robbery because I was busy bangin your wife
[13:56] Liz: If he admitted to sleeping with the wife
[13:56] Liz: Because
[13:56] Liz: that's what they did back then
[13:56] Jason: NUH D:<
[13:56] Liz: NEH
[13:57] Liz: He either loved her
[13:57] Jason: Your version still sucked
[13:57] Liz: or didn't want to die
[13:57] Liz: IT'S RIGHT THOUGH
[13:57] Liz: And more logical!
[13:57] Jason: It's only probable
[13:57] Jason: But you're still making assumptions
[13:57] Liz: No I'm not!
[13:57] Jason: YES
[13:58] Jason: You can't assume who "she" is
[13:58] Liz: I actually have something to BASE my "THEORY" on
[13:58] Liz: What do YOU have?
[13:58] Jason: A better story
[13:58] Liz: Lawl
[13:58] Liz: A fairy tale
[13:58] Liz: that's what you have
[13:58] Jason: Well YOU have a VAGINA
[13:58] Jason: I win by default
[13:58] Liz: Well you have one too
[13:58] Liz: on the inside
[13:59] Jason: wtf xD
[13:59] Liz: in your head
[13:59] Liz: so
[13:59] Jason: lol
[14:02] Liz: You wanting the story to have an unrealistic, romantic theme where the guy suddenly seeks redemption for his possible betrayal and wanting to be with his own wife now makes you have a metaphorical vagina.
[14:02] Jason: :(
[14:03] Liz: I'm pretty sure the guy was single and had pent up sexual feelings for his best friend's hottie wife.
[14:03] Jason: Maybe
[14:03] Jason: he had
[14:04] Jason: sexual feelings
[14:04] Jason: But he loved his wife
[14:04] Jason: so he would never do anything to hurt her
[14:04] Liz: Lawl
[14:04] Liz: Any wife who doesn't put out for her husband is gay.
[14:04] Liz: And vice versa.
[14:05] Jason: It was just one single night of indiscretion
[14:05] Jason: after they had some drinks!
[14:05] Liz: So you'd forgive me if I slept with someone else
[14:05] Liz: And went to jail for 10 years
[14:05] Jason: NO D:<
[14:05] Jason: This is different
[14:05] Jason: His wife doesn't know about it and he went to jail to keep his marriage alive
[14:06] Liz: I'm pretty sure he wants his best friend's wife.
[14:06] Liz: They're not going to sleep together one day and then not talk again after that.
[14:06] Jason: Yes
[14:06] Jason: they are
[14:06] Jason: Well not stop talking
[14:06] Jason: no
[14:06] Jason: They'd still be friends
[14:06] Liz: psssh
[14:06] Jason: because they've been friends for forever
[14:06] Liz: Your story is stupid
[14:07] Jason: But they wouldn't have any more sex
[14:07] Liz: and he wants to get back in her pants :O
[14:07] Liz: I mean
[14:07] Liz: skirt
[14:07] Jason: He wants to get back in his OWN WIFE'S pants
[14:07] Liz: Psh
[14:07] Jason: I mean
[14:07] Jason: skirt
[14:07] Liz: He never had a wife
[14:07] Jason: YES
[14:07] Liz: Prove it!

User avatar
Liz
Staff
Posts: 1193
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:26 am
Location: Virginia
Contact:

Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby Liz » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:45 pm

Man, we're good at killing this thread.
Image

User avatar
likeafox
Administrator
Posts: 1841
Joined: Sat Oct 18, 2003 10:32 pm
Location: Canada
Contact:

Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby likeafox » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:49 am

<_5hfifty> north korea bought the DVD box set of mash on ebay for military intelligence

User avatar
MuffinSticks
Posts: 2865
Joined: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:16 am
Location: Vancouver, Washington

Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby MuffinSticks » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:49 am

[17:47] <klimt> the level of gay in this conversation is surprising.
[17:48] <MuffinSticks> pants youuuu
[17:48] <MuffinSticks> Wait how is that surprising?
[17:48] <MuffinSticks> It's DC FFS
[17:48] <DanTheMan> here's all the pictures of me I have so far - http://www.zumodrive.com/share/1a8ON2ZmYW
[17:48] <MuffinSticks> Pretty creepy, dan
[17:48] <MuffinSticks> You are one creepy mermaid puncher
[17:49] <DanTheMan> yup
[17:49] <klimt> its surprising because according to mibbit i am the gayest person here that isn't idling.
[17:49] <klimt> and i am not particularily gay.
[17:49] <DanTheMan> would have been better if I remembered my gansta hat to wear on Nala
[17:49] <MuffinSticks> Haha
[17:49] <MuffinSticks> Gecko needs to not be idle
[17:49] -->| Fritz (Fritz@Acidchat-604B332E.dhcp-bl.indiana.edu) has joined #definecynical
[17:49] <MuffinSticks> I would be gay with him
[17:49] <MuffinSticks> HI FRITZ
[17:49] <Fritz> aw thanks :)
[17:49] <klimt> well that fixes that
КТО ТРОГАЛ МОЯ ПУШКА

<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch

User avatar
osprey
Posts: 5969
Joined: Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:48 pm
Location: Montreal, QC

Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby osprey » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:58 am

Finally got a fursuit eh dather? How much did that set you back?
Image
OK. pants it. I lied. It's drum and bass. What you gonna do?

User avatar
datherman
Posts: 2140
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:43 am
Location: Georgia
Contact:

Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby datherman » Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:35 am

Ehhh, didn't know he was going to copy THAT part of the convo...

Long story short, a group of friends of mine (mostly female) decided to do a group "Disney Princesses" theme for Anime Weekend Atlanta (which was this weekend). A couple of them knew I was a furry, and they got me to go as Nala for them. It was kinda a one-time thing, which is why the suit looks like crap since it's not something I plan on wearing at all anymore. The head was made in 3 days out of a wire frame and plaster tape, which isn't nearly the best method for making a head, but again it was only a one-time-use thing so it didn't really matter how fragile it was. It's not really recognizable as Nala, though that's partly because we ran out of time and couldn't make the face appear more feminine.

As for the cost, I'd say it was less than $100 for the whole thing, most of which was the cost of the fur fabric. It cost more for the Camelbak I wore for hydration and the mini speakers I got, which I used to blast music while walking around.

EDIT: Also the quote I meant to post:
<MuffinSticks> I have a fursuit in my tailhole
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

Image

User avatar
datherman
Posts: 2140
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:43 am
Location: Georgia
Contact:

Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby datherman » Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:52 am

<Tai> hey ARLOEST
<Tai> wanna ANGELA?
<&Arloest> hey TAI
<Tai> let's RORO
* Tai meep
* &Arloest uhhh
* DanTheMan o_O
<Muninn> Ha ha
<MuffinPaws> wat
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

Image

User avatar
likeafox
Administrator
Posts: 1841
Joined: Sat Oct 18, 2003 10:32 pm
Location: Canada
Contact:

Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby likeafox » Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:57 am

18:30 Jason: *stomach growls*
18:32 Liz: -pets your stomach-

User avatar
datherman
Posts: 2140
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:43 am
Location: Georgia
Contact:

Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby datherman » Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:25 am

<BSP> Does anyone do dancing?
<DanTheMan> I make Rick Astley look good
<DanTheMan> (so no)
<Muninn> Dan is Rick Astley
<DanTheMan> I'm never gonna give you up
<DanTheMan> never gonna let you down
<DanTheMan> unless you want me to, of course
<Muninn> I want you to back up away from me
<DanTheMan> 'cause there might be situations in which holding you up would be horribly inconvenient for the both of us
<DanTheMan> driving, for instance
<DanTheMan> ...OR HURT YOU!~
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

Image

User avatar
Dr. Dos
Posts: 1329
Joined: Fri Oct 31, 2003 11:14 pm
Location: Scabsboro
Contact:

Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby Dr. Dos » Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:55 am

Dan posting your own quotes is in poor taste.
Anami: Sex with a giant, black scorpion seems fun.

<SteveThePocket> Geez. I want more of this stuff now. Now I know how a horny guy on an imageboard feels.

User avatar
datherman
Posts: 2140
Joined: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:43 am
Location: Georgia
Contact:

Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby datherman » Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:15 pm

You're in poor taste.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

Image

User avatar
MuffinSticks
Posts: 2865
Joined: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:16 am
Location: Vancouver, Washington

Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby MuffinSticks » Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:33 pm

Dan tastes fine to me.
КТО ТРОГАЛ МОЯ ПУШКА

<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch

User avatar
Muninn
Moderator (retired)
Posts: 7309
Joined: Mon Oct 13, 2003 7:22 pm

Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby Muninn » Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:07 pm

Oh Dan, there is no end to the merriment you cause...

<DanThePhone> Life isn't about the number of breaths you take - it's about the things that take your breath away.
<DanThePhone> Like choking.

User avatar
Liz
Staff
Posts: 1193
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:26 am
Location: Virginia
Contact:

Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby Liz » Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:42 am

<Hyperion> Hello Aeron
<Aeron> hi liz!

When out of context, this is hilarious.
Image

User avatar
klimt
Posts: 964
Joined: Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:42 pm
Location: canada

Re: Funny IM/Chat Thread

Postby klimt » Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:08 am

23:08 Muninn It was nice being on top of Arlo though
Image


Return to “Anything”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests