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Posted: **Wed May 05, 2004 11:02 pm**

The chat is teh r0x0rz, funny stuff happens a lot in there (hint, hint everyone).

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2004 1:26 am**

[08:23:04:PM] * JerryRoosevelt reminicses about stuff [08:23:34:PM] <norsenerd> like that time that chick was naked in our bed? [08:24:06:PM] <JerryRoosevelt> *cut to me, with a weird look on face* [08:24:20:PM] <JerryRoosevelt> Um... OK. [08:24:30:PM] <norsenerd> ohh [08:24:32:PM] <norsenerd> I forgot a y [08:24:37:PM] <norsenerd> *your bed

Posted: **Sat May 08, 2004 6:29 am**

just remember kiddies, IRC is not a toy, it is a tool ...and with that, here are a few more from the quote file: <cap`nKANGAROO> Pick on grammer and don't even respond to my _main point_. <AngstyPie> We could pick on your spelling as well as on your grammar. <DJ_Elfen> Been to a nude beach many times... <DJ_Elfen> quality control sucks... <Jon_K> you get nude on it elfen? <Kira_Fox> Speaking of Elfen sticking a fork in the socket, Sparkie is back in the other room. <C4n4Di4N`Fl4pJ4cK> teh clichs aboot "In Soviet Russia", "You insensitive clod!" adn "The answer is 42" gets old, j00 kno? <AngstyPie> In Soviet Russia, the number 42 clichs YOOOOOOOOUU, you insensitive clod.

Posted: **Sat May 22, 2004 11:11 pm**

[06:03:08:PM] * likeafox notices that Maeglin is cool wheras Maeglins name is: [04:54:28:PM] *** Maeglin is now known as Maeglin|Morrowind

Posted: **Mon Jul 26, 2004 9:48 pm**

definitely going to use this in a comic: DDR_DooG i got banned from neopets for using "innapropriate discussions." they don't allow politics or religion. JerryRoosevelt Wimps. DDR_DooG of course, we were talking about [umm... poop?] DDR_DooG O_O JerryRoosevelt Ha

Posted: **Mon Jul 26, 2004 10:09 pm**

lol i got banned from a forum once for a poll askin whether ppl thought Cannabis [EDIT: This post originally said "green" there] should be legalised. It was for a friend who was doin a class debate on it and wanted some results for young people. Anyways I went back on and said "hey, its not here. Has it been moved?" And they're like "No, it was baaaaad." So I post it again. They delete it again and ban me I sign up again and flame them all to hell They ban me again and so I pretend to be sum1 I'm not and they like me fine. Incidentially one of the admins, about a year later, went on about weed a lot so I dunno wtf was up. I know its not really a chat but meh. Delete it if u dont like it that badly.

Posted: **Mon Jul 26, 2004 10:53 pm**

oh, i thought you meant the color... <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

Posted: **Tue Jul 27, 2004 1:34 am**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (DoppledangeR DooG @ Jul 26 2004, 04:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> oh, i thought you meant the color... <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />  </td></tr></table>  Odd. That's what I thought too! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /icon8.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> *notes that was a post icon used for a smiley*

Posted: **Tue Jul 27, 2004 7:01 am**

People get too touchy about some things sometimes.

Posted: **Tue Jul 27, 2004 4:51 pm**

lol im gonna edit the colour thing. And I can understand touchy, but its the whole "Year later, its ok" thing that gets me.

Posted: **Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:51 am**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (norsenerd @ May 6 2004, 07:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> [08:23:04:PM] * JerryRoosevelt reminicses about stuff [08:23:34:PM] <norsenerd> like that time that chick was naked in our bed? [08:24:06:PM] <JerryRoosevelt> *cut to me, with a weird look on face* [08:24:20:PM] <JerryRoosevelt> Um... OK. [08:24:30:PM] <norsenerd> ohh [08:24:32:PM] <norsenerd> I forgot a y [08:24:37:PM] <norsenerd> *your bed </td></tr></table>  *LAUGH* That would actually be a good quote for bash.org I think. Of course, my funniest conversation IS on bash.org, and if you are a reader of bash.org, you most likely have read it before, as it is in... um... THE TOP 20. docsigma2000: jesus christ man docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead ME: Why? docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in #$@)(*@ EUROPE docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE docsigma2000: our #@#@%# phone bill is gonna be nuts ME: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour. docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! @@@@ @@@@ @@@@! docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for??? docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much ME: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it. docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites. docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead ME: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance. ** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer) I expect to be a lot of "NO THAT WASN"T YOU!" posts now, but eh.

Posted: **Wed Jul 28, 2004 2:00 am**

Avid bash.org reader. I love that quote. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

Posted: **Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:27 pm**

I prefer the one where they're at the beach. Lemme go find it. Got it:  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk <DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first <DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out <DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh <DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning? <Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you? <DeadMansHand> holy f**k. <DeadMansHand> i f**king hope im wrong about what im thinking right now <DeadMansHand> im f**king going back to the beach to make sure <DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this <Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep sh*t. quit: (DeadMansHand) <Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you f**k. Ken's going to be worrying about this sh*t all day <Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP) <PeteRepeat> f**king ken <PeteRepeat> ken... that f**ker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot <quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you. <PeteRepeat> oh f**k. <PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything. quit: (PeteRepeat) <Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach. <Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was</td></tr></table>  (I cleaed it up 4 u peeps <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />)

Posted: **Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:45 pm**

Weirdest typo ever... [22:34:36] <G> interesting factoid, that 200 mhz/32 MB box has 66 GB of disc space [22:34:47] <G> which up until I saw that 400 GB freaking VAMPIRE MONSTER I thought was a lot [22:34:52] <G> seriously [22:34:54] <G> wtf [22:34:59] <Nall> haha [22:35:11] <Gizensha> ...Trust me, in five years, 400MB will be nothing [22:35:17] <G> HAHQAHAHAHAHAH [22:35:19] <G> I LOVE YOU! [22:35:30] <G> . [22:35:32] <G> waaaait [22:35:39] <Gizensha> .... [22:35:41] <Gizensha> Um [22:35:42] <G> whoa [22:35:43] <Gizensha> GB even [22:35:46] <G> that is scary [22:35:52] <G> the fact that 400 MB is nothing is scary [22:35:55] <G> but still [22:35:56] <G> you rule [22:36:05] <G> try, in 0 years, stephen [22:36:06] <Gizensha> It's like I entered a typographical time warp The said 'Vampire Monster' can be found at <a href='http://www.tiny.com/packages.php?prodid=10235' target='_blank'>http://www.tiny.com/packages.php?prodid=10235</a>

Posted: **Mon Aug 23, 2004 7:14 am**

This run of puns started when some crazy person mentioned Iron Chef. And that's all it took. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /> No editing has been done, 'cos I don't believe in protecting the guilty. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /> <DraganFox> oooh, Iron Chef <Zaaphod> ah <DraganFox> I haven't watched that in forever <DraganFox> crazy show <Tavis> Haven't seen it yet. <DraganFox> it's insane <Tavis> Does he fight crime with garlic and oregano? <Zaaphod> haha! <JerryRoosevelt> hehe <DraganFox> there's some crazy food on there <Tavis> Do we have to fear his mad skilletz? <Zaaphod> I can imagine <Zaaphod> *groans* that's awful <Zaaphod> that could get you panned <JerryRoosevelt> lol <DraganFox> ow...I think I have internal hemmoraging from that pun...it was just that bad... <Zaaphod> hehe <JerryRoosevelt> Oh, you're all pun wimps. :-p <Tavis> I tend to pepper it on too heavily... <JerryRoosevelt> hehe <Zaaphod> *snrrk* <Zaaphod> salt in our wounds <JerryRoosevelt> Like pouring salt into woun-- gah <Zaaphod> haha! <Tavis> I can't wait for the next season. <FoxChild> eh, your jokes are a bit more salty, if you ask me ^.^ <JerryRoosevelt> lol <DraganFox> I heard a really bad one the other day....but I forgot it ='( <JerryRoosevelt> Water you talking about Tavis? <Zaaphod> I hope you remember it in thyme <Tavis> I want to see what's cookin'! <FoxChild> can i eat it? i've not eaten enough today... <JerryRoosevelt> I think Iron Chef is a very knife show. <Tavis> Of course.. it's a serial.. <Zaaphod> hehe <Tavis> (cereal) <JerryRoosevelt> hehe <Zaaphod> we're going to pot in here <DraganFox> you know...I think I'm gonna grab the sketchbook and try to draw again <JerryRoosevelt> hehe <JerryRoosevelt> Ooh <JerryRoosevelt> ok <DraganFox> until all this blows over <Tavis> haha <Zaaphod> *snrrk* <JerryRoosevelt> You could have enough time to draw an entire country <Tavis> It may take a while <Zaaphod> sage advice <JerryRoosevelt>

<JerryRoosevelt> hehe <JerryRoosevelt> Just be sure to draw many different things, DF <DraganFox> wow....at 2:52, even THAT'S funny!!!!! <Zaaphod> hehe <JerryRoosevelt> Variety is the spice of life. <Tavis> Now can take a peek now and again.. Spys see well when the coast is clear. <Zaaphod> if spys are caught, they shall be clove asunder <Tavis> *was a bad one...* <Zaaphod> hehe, yes <JerryRoosevelt> hehe <FoxChild> yay DF, drawing is good! <Tavis> I meant mine <Tavis> hehe <Zaaphod> I know <JerryRoosevelt> Well, don't wine about it, Tavis. <Tavis> Cheese! Try to make a pun, and everyone is aiming to ketchup. <Zaaphod> hehe <JerryRoosevelt> hehe <DraganFox> must...stay...focused....can't let.....puns...distract.... <Zaaphod> some puns just beer-ly qualify <JerryRoosevelt> You're just trying to relish your time in the spotlight. <JerryRoosevelt> lol <Zaaphod> *snrrk* <JerryRoosevelt> We may be corny, but we're proud of it. <Zaaphod> hehe <Tavis> Yes, I stove for greatness, but I fall apart from the grilling/ <JerryRoosevelt> hehe <JerryRoosevelt> That's what it all boils down to, I guess. <Zaaphod> hehe <Tavis> DF can't wait to see us simmer down. <Zaaphod> he's ready to stick a fork in us <JerryRoosevelt> hehe <JerryRoosevelt> We are sizzling now. <Zaaphod> *snrrk* <Tavis> Such an event would be rare. <Tavis> But I'm sure he'd do it well. <Zaaphod> well, you can't be whipped at this <JerryRoosevelt> That pun was well done, Tavis <Zaaphod> hehe <JerryRoosevelt> In fact, you used a great medium. <Tavis> I can see him getting ready to burn us at the steak. <Zaaphod> haha! <JerryRoosevelt> hehe] <Tavis> Boo yeah! <JerryRoosevelt> Just don't make me beat the stuffing outta you. <DraganFox> this had better wind up in the "funny im/chat" thread <Tavis> What's your beef? <JerryRoosevelt> I don't have any, Tavis... <Zaaphod> go ahead and post it, or are you chicken? <Tavis> Ooh.. now we can really ham it up! <JerryRoosevelt> I hope you're not chicken, though... <JerryRoosevelt> aaaaaaaaa <Zaaphod> hehe <JerryRoosevelt> I veal like Zaaphod is doing this intentionalls <Zaaphod> haha <JerryRoosevelt> At least we're not having a crumb-y time. <Zaaphod> nope, it's a soup-er time <Tavis> The poor dear.. he eVen ison't trying; he's too busy laughing. <JerryRoosevelt> lol <JerryRoosevelt> Oy. <Zaaphod> *snrrk* <Tavis> -.-' I know.. that one was shameless.. <JerryRoosevelt> You're trying to milk this for all it's worth... I may have to pop you one after that. <Tavis> You try one for deer life! <Zaaphod> hmm.. there's a dog outside, a mutt on the grass.. <JerryRoosevelt> That's why we love you, Tavis. Shameless = yey <Zaaphod> hehe <Tavis> Totally.. Whoooo!

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