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Postby Zylo » Tue Mar 30, 2004 8:44 am

Ok, a few more gems from tonight's chat:<br><br>DraganFox> whoa, Futurama is on, and Fry just got his nose eaten...SaladMan struck Futurama!!! <br><br>Zaaphod> hahaha1<br>Zaaphod> ack, stoopid Shift key<br>Tavis> Where?<br>Zaaphod> over there, behind the thingamabob.....<br>Tavis> ah! There it is! These look like doohickeys though.<br>Zaaphod> yeah, they're hard to distinguish<br>DraganFox> it's between the left of the to the center of the thing <br>Zaaphod> ah, of course.....silly of me not to look there<br>Tavis> Why didn't I think to look there?<br>DraganFox> because you were looking to the right of the center of the doohicky and the doodanker <br>Zaaphod> you tried looking there by not looking, but that never seems to work<br>Tavis> I had to make sure it was the last place I'd look so I could guarantee it'd be there.<br>Zaaphod> yep, amazing how that works<br>Tavis> Yes it does..<br>Tavis> Of course, one time it didn't work, and I ended up finding it where I looked sooner.<br>Zaaphod> ah yes, that can happen<br>Tavis> Of course, I did also fail in making it the last place I looked..<br>Zaaphod> true, you looked there, but it wasn't there, so you had to look again, <br>and there it was.....<br>Zaaphod> why does this feel like a quantum physics lecture?<br>DraganFox> because it's about as coherent? <br>Zaaphod> lol!<br>Tavis> LOL<br>Tavis> jeez..<br>Tavis> That was bad..<br>Zaaphod> yep, totally. I liked it!<br>Tavis> *shovels points on DraganFox*<br>Zaaphod> woot!<br>DraganFox> FWEE!!! <br>DraganFox> good thing norsenerd's not here, he can't be easily confused with quantum physics!<br>
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Tue Mar 30, 2004 12:49 pm

Huh.... I need to work on my not missing beats. <br><br>It's a lot easier to do that over the internet.<br><br>Edit: ^IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!! HOW DID THAT GET THERE WITHOUT ME SEEING IT 5HFIFTY?!?!?!?! AAARGH!!!!^
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>

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Postby hdofu » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:44 am

barrywhitey: who is this<br>hdofu: Why are you aiming me if you don't know me?<br>barrywhitey: to find out who you are<br>barrywhitey: cause i knew who u were once<br><br>*note the rest of the im gets nasty so it is removed*<br><br>I left it up in my lj
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Postby simon » Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:19 pm

How I got my T-shirt:<br><br>[18:06:14] [@_5hfifty] a lot of people mispell my name too<br>[18:06:14] [Tavis] I thought it was so funny actually seeing it.. well, then eventually, I posted it here when the spelling of my name was becoming a problem again.<br>[18:06:25] [@_5hfifty] i've been called 5hifty more than 5hfifty<br>[18:06:28] [Tavis] YEah.. they tend to leave out that f..<br>[18:06:38] [Tavis] How do you pronounce that, by the way?<br>[18:06:43] [@_5hfifty] shfifty<br>[18:06:49] [Tavis] ha ha.<br>[18:07:00] [@_5hfifty] i got the idea from a song called shfifty five<br>[18:07:02] [Tavis] Okay, bad question.<br>[18:07:33] [Tavis] Okay, so it's pronounced the same way, but with the extra consonant.<br>[18:07:42] [Tavis] Mine's not like that.<br>[18:08:20] [Tavis] "Tavis" rhymes with "Davis", not "Travis".<br>[18:08:49] [FoxChild] although i know that, i still will slip that up when talking with someone else about the forum<br>[18:09:07] [@_5hfifty] oh<br>[18:09:15] [@_5hfifty] i've been saying tav isss<br>[18:09:20] [@_5hfifty] tav as in tavern<br>[18:09:32] [Tavis] Yeah.. it's a difficult name to communicate in text, despite its simple spelling.<br>[18:09:43] [@_5hfifty] so it's tayvis<br>[18:09:57] [Tavis] More or less.. just make sure you spell it correctly too.<br>[18:10:01] [Tavis] *grin*<br>[18:10:04] [@_5hfifty] heh<br>[18:10:13] [@_5hfifty] ok tavus<br>[18:10:25] Tavis falls over<br>[18:10:45] @_5hfifty helps him up<br>[18:10:52] [@_5hfifty] you okay tivas?<br>[18:11:12] [Tavis] ACK!!!<br>[18:11:19] [@_5hfifty] :P<br>[18:11:21] [@_5hfifty] alright<br>[18:11:23] [@_5hfifty] hehe<br>[18:11:29] [@_5hfifty] ta.....vis?<br>[18:11:32] [@_5hfifty] tavis<br>[18:11:34] [@_5hfifty] TAVIS!<br>[18:11:41] [@_5hfifty] eureka!<br>[18:11:51] [Tavis] Yaay! *shirts 5hfifty*<br>[18:11:51] [@_5hfifty] i mean tavis!<br>[18:11:56] [@_5hfifty] wee!

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Postby Dr. Doog » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:33 pm

<a href='http://host.deluxnetwork.com/drdoog/www/aims/' target='_blank'>http://host.deluxnetwork.com/drdoog/www/aims/</a><br><br>heh, i'm lazy and i'm not changing my name. just don't abuse your newfound powers. and about the 'liz' thing: it was during a really boring week i decided to play a prank on my friend, thus making her stop trying to set me up with whores. some time afterwards, she remembered it and i tried to think something up to shut her up. i've been doing that for a while now.
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:24 am

Wakarimasen...
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>

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Postby Supersmoke » Tue Apr 06, 2004 1:32 am

Here' s one off a mIRC for my demo clan:<br><br><|69|Supersmok3> COOL!<br><|69|Supersmok3> my cd finished writing<br><|69|Supersmok3> and the CD bay automatically opened!<br><|69|m4nv1r> lol<br><|69|m4nv1r> sometimes<br><|69|m4nv1r> the freaks me out<br><|69|m4nv1r> when i forget im burning<br><|69|m4nv1r> its like pop<br><|69|m4nv1r> and im like<br><|69|m4nv1r> wtf<br><|69|Supersmok3> lol<br><|69|Supersmok3> i just remembered<br><|69|Supersmok3> like an hour ago<br><|69|Supersmok3> i was sitting here<br><|69|Supersmok3> and i farted three times<br><|69|Supersmok3> and then i crapped in my pants<br><|69|m4nv1r> omfg<br><|69|m4nv1r> rofl<br><|69|Supersmok3> then i blew out in the toilet<br><|69|Supersmok3> it still stinks in there

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Postby HerrSkofild » Tue Apr 06, 2004 3:54 am

here are some more from the quote file!<br><br><Tovarisch_Scofield> wecome back, jacobriis<br><JacobRiis> It's good to be back, $who!<br><JacobRiis> er, I mean <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br><Brisby> what is a commie?<br><DJ_Elfen> commie = some one who comms all the time...<br><DJ_Raven> Or a Democrat.<br><Brisby> Ahh. I know about Democrats.<br><br><Tovarisch_Scofield> brisby: commie=communist<br><Brisby> Tovarisch_Scofield: and communist=democrat?<br><br>*** DJ_Elfen sets mode: +o DJ_Crayzed<br>*** ChanServ sets mode: -o DJ_Crayzed<br>*** DJ_Elfen sets mode: +o DJ_Crayzed<br>*** DJ_Elfen sets mode: +o DJ_Crayzed<br>*** DJ_Elfen sets mode: +o DJ_Crayzed<br>*** ChanServ sets mode: -o DJ_Crayzed<br>*** ChanServ sets mode: -o DJ_Crayzed<br>*** ChanServ sets mode: -o DJ_Crayzed
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Postby Foxchild » Tue Apr 06, 2004 5:42 am

<FoxChild><b><u> I AM TINKERBELL! </u></b><br><Septimius_Sparrow> Are you now<br><Maeglin> Excellent quote.<br><Tavis> You sure are!<br><Zaaphod> you're a loony! <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><Maeglin> Heh, i'm glad he's on THAT side of the U.S.<br><br>this probably deserves some explanation........<br><!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> click <a href='http://www.livejournal.com/users/midnightrealism/9344.html' target='_blank'>Here(beware, four letter (bad) word(s) is/are used!)</a><br><br>take the quiz and reply to that post! if you don't have an LJ account, Annonymous posts are permitted, just at the begining, put your DC name! have some fun! come on now!
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Postby Foxchild » Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:38 am

[02:28] *** FoxChild is now known as Da1337|h4x0r5|<br>[02:28] <DraganFox> oh no, FC went 1337<br>[02:29] <Zaaphod> Great. Get the fire hose, we'll fix him......<br>[02:29] <DraganFox> oooh, sounds evil<br>[02:29] * DraganFox gets fire hose, aims at FC, fires<br>[02:30] <Zaaphod> hehe<br>[02:30] <DraganFox> I have no clue what soaking FC will accomplish, but it's funny anyway<br>[02:30] <DraganFox> ::hoses FC some more::<br>[02:30] <Zaaphod> hehe, trying to clean off that 1337 stuff<br>[02:31] <DraganFox> ::sniff, sniff:: what's that smell? wet fur or 1337-ness?<br>[02:31] <Zaaphod> a bit of both, methinks<br>[02:32] * DraganFox grabs FoxChild and runs him through a nearby carwash, hot wax and all<br>[02:32] <Da1337|h4x0r5|> AAH <br>[02:32] <Zaaphod> ha! hot wax, now he'll be all shiny.... ooh, shiny.......<br>[02:33] *** Da1337|h4x0r5| is now known as FoxChild-Shiney<br>[02:33] <DraganFox> there, cleaner, and a nice shiny coat of fur<br>[02:33] <FoxChild-Shiney> you read my mind, zaa- OOH, just LOOK at me! <br>[02:33] <Zaaphod> "You accidentally shampooed with my scale wax again?"<br>[02:33] <FoxChild-Shiney> i was just finding that strip <br>[02:33] <FoxChild-Shiney> but no need to now <br>[02:33] <DraganFox> heh, now if FoxChild counts his fur, he might stick with it all the way to the end!<br><br><br>*edit* also occured later<br>[03:11] <DraganFox> We want a pirate in the White House!<br>[03:11] <Zaaphod> Vote Arr for Locke!<br>[03:11] <FoxChild-Shiney> Arr vote is ferr lock! <br>[03:12] <Zaaphod> Shiver me timbers!<br>[03:12] <DraganFox> hey, pirates would solve the national debt very fast, and foreign policy would be a moot point because any threats would be promptly plundered<br>[03:12] <Zaaphod> ha! that's right!<br>[03:12] <DraganFox> thus, killing 2 birds with one stone<br>[03:12] <Zaaphod> hmm, who should be his running mate?<br>[03:12] <DraganFox> cheese!<br>[03:12] <FoxChild-Shiney> YES! <br>[03:12] <DraganFox> Locke and cheese!<br>[03:12] <Zaaphod> hahahaha!<br>[03:13] <FoxChild-Shiney> Well, Llewellyn and Pancakes nearly made it! don't lauch so much! <br>[03:13] <FoxChild-Shiney> laugh* =P <br>[03:13] <Zaaphod> hehe, true<br>[03:13] <DraganFox> that would make one heck of an election campaign<br>[03:13] <Zaaphod> and, like I said yesterday, we don't know how many votes Llewellyn stole from Nixon when he ran as the freaky red lizard..<br>[03:13] <DraganFox> there'd be issues...is the cheese american? what if it was a french variety, can we accept french cheese in washington?<br>[03:14] <Zaaphod> sacre bleu!<br>[03:14] <DraganFox> what about religious morals? if it's swiss, would we have a holey person in the white house?<br>[03:14] <Zaaphod> *groans*<br>[03:15] <DraganFox> it had to be done...I'm sorry...<br>[03:15] <Zaaphod> heh, no you're not <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>[03:15] <DraganFox> good point, I'm not <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>[03:15] <FoxChild-Shiney> and while running their debates, what id someone CUT the cheese? what then? <br>[03:15] <DraganFox> ::gasp::<br>[03:15] <Zaaphod> eww.....<br>[03:15] <Zaaphod> smells like Limburger....<br>[03:15] <DraganFox> that would simply be awful!<br>[03:16] <FoxChild-Shiney> bush gets angry at lock, and attacks his running mate, cheese! he took a knife to it and just cut the cheese like no-one has in the history of the nation! While attacking, he mannaged to rip a big one tear in his coat! <br>[03:17] <DraganFox> hahahahaha!!!!!<br>[03:17] <Zaaphod> hahaha!
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:53 pm

what a cheesy story...<br>
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>

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Postby norsenerd » Tue May 04, 2004 5:44 am

[12:40:45:AM] *** FC|BeBackSoon is now known as FC|Food<br>[12:40:51:AM] <Zaaphod> ooh food..<br>[12:41:31:AM] <Tavis> Yummy<br>[12:41:35:AM] <norsenerd> I liek food <br>[12:41:37:AM] <norsenerd> I want foo <br>[12:41:38:AM] <norsenerd> d <br>[12:41:54:AM] <norsenerd> *glances over at Tavis with a slight grin whoing* <br>[12:42:06:AM] <Da_Foo> ...Eww, you want me?
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Postby Zaaphod » Wed May 05, 2004 5:28 am

From tonight's chat:<br><br><FoxChild> o_O???? barbie girl? my sis downloaded BARBIE GIRL???<br><Zaaphod> huh?<br><Tavis> O_o<br><Tavis> Eww..<br><Zaaphod> *suddenly remembers* oh gaaack.....<br><Tavis> *groans* GET IT OUTTA MY HEAD!!! AAARGHHH!!! *shrivels in pain!*<br><Zaaphod> where's that claymore? I'm gonna commit seppeku..<br><br>
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Postby Henohenomoheji » Wed May 05, 2004 11:39 am

<!--QuoteBegin-Zaaphod+May 5 2004, 03:28 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Zaaphod @ May 5 2004, 03:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> From tonight's chat:<br><br><FoxChild> o_O???? barbie girl? my sis downloaded BARBIE GIRL???<br><Zaaphod> huh?<br><Tavis> O_o<br><Tavis> Eww..<br><Zaaphod> *suddenly remembers* oh gaaack.....<br><Tavis> *groans* GET IT OUTTA MY HEAD!!! AAARGHHH!!! *shrivels in pain!*<br><Zaaphod> where's that claymore? I'm gonna commit seppeku.. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> wha? I missed this?!
Miyo! Chikara no chizu!<br><br>Living proof that Ninja and Pirates can live together in peace, harmony, and fun at the expense of ye hapless townsfolk.<br><br>"<br>< e<br> -|-|-/ < <br>< e <br>_________/ <br>-------------------------<br><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Hey... On page 375 it says "Jeebus"...</span>

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Postby Dr. Dos » Wed May 05, 2004 7:04 pm

I need to remember to go on the chat more often... doesn't take much when i'm constantly on mirc anyways.
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